Mark Simental

Havin. Shredding gnar(snowboarding). motorcycles, bourbon, tattoos, hot girls in bikinis, gambling, man utd, tampa bay bucs, loud music, nice peeps

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@jonahcelona Maradona scored a goal with his hand and knocked England out of the cup. So it’s not nearly as disgraceful.

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Walk off Loss!!

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@spencerpratt I’m sure our “leaders” will be out of state

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@HumanityChad My Pom of 15 years passed recently. And he did the wooo, woooo 1 time ever and it’s burned into my memory. Enjoy every second of this big guys singing.

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West coast time zone is the greatest time zone for sports and I will die on this hill.

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️New: Thierry Henry reacts to the USA vs Paraguay stoppage for TV commercials:

“I’ve spent my entire life in this beautiful game — as a player at the highest level, as a fan, and now as someone who analyses it every week — and what unfolded during that USA versus Paraguay match left me deeply frustrated. The fourth official standing there on the touchline, arm raised high, instructing the referee to hold the restart… not for any injury, not for tactical reasons, and not even primarily for player hydration in that scorching heat. No. It was because the broadcast team hadn’t finished airing all their commercials. That’s not football. That’s a television show pretending to be a World Cup match.

The beautiful game is being strangled by greed. Players are out there in the heat, ready to restart, momentum building like a storm about to break — and we pause everything so the sponsors can cash in. It’s like stopping a symphony mid-crescendo because the advertisers want their jingle heard. Football didn’t conquer the world by turning into American sports with endless timeouts and ad breaks. We had rhythm, flow, emotion that flowed like a river. Now? It’s dammed up for dollars.

This isn’t about hydration or player welfare anymore — it’s a slippery slope where the soul of the game is sold piece by piece. Fans deserve better. Players deserve better. The referee on that pitch looked like a puppet on strings controlled from some broadcast truck. Enough is enough. We need to protect what made this sport the greatest on Earth before it disappears completely.”

The World Cup should be football’s cathedral. Instead, we’re turning it into a shopping mall with a pitch in the middle.

And here’s the question nobody wants to answer: if the fourth official is waiting for commercials, then who is really running the game? FIFA? The referee? Or the broadcasters?

Because the moment football starts asking advertisers for permission before asking the players, you’ve crossed a line.

The World Cup is supposed to be the showcase of football. Not the showcase of who paid the most for airtime.”

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@ginamilan_ The are saying boooasss boooooasss Monty burns style

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@TheKevinDalton Poor kid has no choice but to collect my tax money

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@nithyavraman Is this a joke?

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@spencerpratt Tell all your people to write in your name in November. We can still do this!

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Write-in Pratt for Mayor of Los Angeles on November 3rd.

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@Be_Believing Can you come over to my house Sunday night around 7pm and hook me up? I like to start my week with a good detox

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@StankBastard @BarstoolGruden @StevenCheah @TheSamerAli @PAPiLATTE @LooseCannons813 @barstoolsports @WarrickDunn I became a Bucs fan because of Dunn. It was brutal.

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@RealSKeshel I just wanted someone to help the animals and keep junkies off my neighborhood

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@LegacySiu Tevez

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

If you shit your pants, would you sit in it… or change into a fresh pair?

Voting Karen Bass = marinating in the same shitty pants for two damn decades.

Voting Spencer Pratt = stripping off the mess, sliding into clean pants, and finally breaking the cycle of expecting different results from the same old shit.

Los Angeles — it’s a simple choice. Time to change the pants!

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@spencerpratt I haven’t voted since I was 18 in the year 2000. I mailed in my ballot AND voted in person for you because I believe you can turn Los Angeles back to a beautiful city. GO SPENCER GO!!

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@talleyberrybaby Plot twist. She was holding her phone in a prosthetic hand before being pulled over

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@Neduszn8 Beckham

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@UTDIMole Owen Hargreaves