Mark Steven

Sorry Officer, I'm new around these parts. It won't happen again

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@DebbieM1dge @mart_brooks @miqdaad Nobody thinks they are perfect by any stretch of the imagination.

Spot the glaring difference.

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@iancollinsuk So what's a 1,000 IUs? A tin of sardines? Two? A tablet? Two? A boiled egg?

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@MediaGuido Google, unlike banks are not in a position to say, "It was a glitch".

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@jamesrbuk @JuliaHB1 Just watched that film.

The lesson is that you manage to end up shagging someone you didn't have a chance with in the first place.

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@HarrietSergeant I saw a vid a few years ago. It was a talk from iERA (Islamic Education Research Academy) based in London. They were 'explaining' the Islamic take on sexual consent.
An audience member brought the Yemeni girl case up.
An iERA panel member asked if the girl had reached puberty. 😡

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@godblesstoto Darn thy socks

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@JuliaHB1 Last Thursday in four supermarkets, I was astonished how quiet it was and straight to the checkouts in all.

Next week? It might be different.

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@Emma_A_Webb I guess he couldn't fit all that meaningless babble into his Twitter bio so had to make a video.

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@GuidoFawkes It's just a saying, isn't it?

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@JuliaHB1 @TitaniaMcGrath I'm tired

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@Madz_Grant How much emphasis was placed on "definitely"?

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@SholaMos1 War has not been declared you silly person.

How would you feel about French boats encroaching in our waters?

Do you have any concept of protecting our rights from aggression?

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@TomFole17064919 @JuliaHB1 Has @Keir_Starmer got his head in his hands (again), or is he happy with his MPs perpetually doing this country down?

That red wall of voters Keir, eh?

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@dainxo @TitaniaMcGrath She probably meant the price of Brie going up, but I haven't had the chance to ask. She's only burped since.

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@wesstreeting Utter rubbish.
Do not tar everyone racist who questions everything on this matter. I'm not a boo-er, but if I question everything "BLM", then I am at risk of being called racist publicly by MPs who shy away from investigating anything.

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@afneil The surrounding letters on a keyboard are u,i,h,j,k.
So assuming it's a typo, they might mean a chid.

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@oldimagestore Did she say, "I wouldn't boo"?

Oh yes, twice.

Her points have been missed on you.

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@darrengrimes @JuliaHB1

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@JuliaHB1 @talkRADIO It's lovely.

BUT, it looks like a "taking-down" headache.