𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦

Noted contrarian and wit. South London and proud. #cpfc #chess #running

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

For the umpteenth time, I've tried and failed to see how any Tom, Dick and Harry being able to purchase semi-automatic weapons and tote them round the place contributes to the maintenance of "a well-regulated militia" or "the security of a free State", per the Second Amendment.

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

A review to forget for New Zealand! 😅

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

Meanwhile, after that dreadful leave in the first innings, Jamie Smith is now batting like Robin Smith. #ENGvsNZ

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

Fuck me, I think that may be the worst review I've ever seen. #ENGvsNZ

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

This is starting to have strong first Ashes Test vibes... Despite being bowled out cheaply on the first day, by lunch on day two, England were in a strong position... But then it all fell apart... #ENGvsNZ

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

This pitch 😳... Bethell was preparing to fend that one off round about waist height and it went under the bat. Really unlucky. #ENGvsNZ

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@PaddyBriggs I do, but I'd prefer it if there was some of the Test left to watch at the weekend!

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

One of those very loud thunderstorms where you can really understand how the ancients, with no knowledge of science, would imagine that they had angered the gods. Of course, it coincides with rush hour and a tube strike... 🙄

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

I'm reasonably sure this isn't AI slop – but you can see where AI gets it from if it uses this sort of stuff as training material. What does any of this mean?

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@29Tommy53 Maybe bring in Lee Parsley as well.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@SimonMagus Nothing a short, sharp BEF incursion can't finish off...

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

So, was Arteta right to start with Havertz ahead of Gyökeres? I'm going to say... yes. #PSGARS

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

Finally, a Labour MP comes up with a policy I can get behind wholeheartedly.

[Callum Anderson MP @_CallumAnderson]

There should be no pre-match shows at football matches.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@stephenpollard @benwansell @BorisJohnson It would be funnier were it not a process he had a hand in creating. The revolution will eat itself.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@Beniesta_ Nah, they'll pinch Iraola off us.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@HackBlackburn You didn't think the "Three times, to be precise!" in the opening para gave it strong Adrian Mole feels?

[David Gauke @DavidGauke]

I didn’t vote for either of the winners of the last two General Elections but “traitors” for whom a “reckoning is coming”? Really? This very excitable, angry & hyperbolic man should be nowhere near a position of responsibility in a political party that aspires to power.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@londonette And you missed out Crystal Palace 🔴 🔵

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

@chessclubICC I want to play Ne4-g5-e6. I can't see a more forcing solution.

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

Anyone else getting strong Adrian Mole vibes from that opening para? "Three times, to be precise!" https://t.co/WgBPAQs35d

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 🇺🇦 @Mark_Stockwell]

Still, we've got Jordan Henderson in the World Cup squad, so there'll be no need for this sort of thing.

[UEFA Conference League @Conf_League]

Adam Wharton's passing in the #UECLfinal 😮‍💨

#UECL | @CPFC