Sell-Side Slop

Tribe Leader | Connoisseur of Esoteric Markets and Thicc Latinas | HRs Worst Nightmare

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

@n0th0stl3tk0v3r Dayuuum, a chain? Hostile takeover is so wavy baby

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

@FCF_Freddy This is ridiculous, I can’t believe the F1 key is still on here

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

Due to $NVDA ‘s advance progression of the Blackwell B200, the ‘cuck chair’ has advanced beyond this level of chair

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Whatever happened to these chairs? I never see them anymore.

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

@Mr_Neutral_Man Love a good bush that just peeks out right

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

I can’t wait to tell my kids about the great reckoning of software companies

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

I love a woman so pretty that I almost forget she’s evil

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

I can’t wait to tell my kids about the great reckoning of software companies

[Krishna Memani @kkmaway]

The year is 2030...nobody wants to touch hyperscalers even with a ten foot pole....despite the calls for a bottom in 2028.

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

@bennpeifert Why are you wearing a dog collar?

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

@financeguy725 What about data center?!

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

“Make sure to preclear all your trades with Compliance. We require a minimum of 30 day hold periods.”

[Ed Bradford @Fullcarry]

Appropriate that Greenspan dies at par

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

Euro summer with my new situationship

[Otto Guy Nophelia @GoobulousG]

The Japanese would harpoon this whale for such behavior

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Big issue at this World Cup has been the camera cuts to celebrities and American athletes instead of crowd shots of baddies from around the world

[Sell-Side Slop @MarketsJunkie]

@sagharborcap And the bow tie or tie stays on

[Evergreen @evrgn11112231]

Most of you are far too emotional and shouldn't invest in single names.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Do fitness trackers actually increase your quality of life? No. They make you more anxious and decrease your overall quality of life.

But do they at least look cool? No. You look like a dork wearing them.

[Vinny Daniel @Vinny_Daniel0]

“Hey my friend zoomed in 16x across the bar and thinks you’re cute”

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound: