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I don't fit in because i was born to stand out' Its just banter

[Markie @MarkieVBarrett]

Why do #Arsenal look like they forgot their kit so had to make do with white tees from lost property #ARSLIV

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@AldiUK Dear Aldi, please can you advise how I can go about making a complaint about an experience in one of your stores?
I’ve attempted to email your customer service but received a bounce back email

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@easyJet is it free to change a passport number after checking in?

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When did Benzema start copying Keith Lemon with the hand wrap? #RMAPSG

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Reckon Chelsea need to sack Lampard & bring Harry Redknapp in to steady the ship #LEICHE

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Not sure how I feel about Harden joining the Nets! Never liked his iso/shot-clocking eating style but more importantly, can’t see KD getting enough shots with both him & Kyrie playing hero ball #Nets #NBA

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Has anybody ever used the ‘grill’ function on a microwave? #Random #Question

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Why is this game so cagey?! #MUNMCI #ManchesterDerby

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How has Murray made a career with this style?! Literally looks like a bad head injury waiting to happen! Zero head movement, just walks into shots #SaundersMurray

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This is light work for Saunders! Murray’s so one dimensional #SaundersMurray

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@Garthmeister82 Haha I’ve definitely been missing! This match got me back in the mix 🥊

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Dubois is gonna be having nightmares about that Joyce jab for a while after this fight! #BlinkingEll #DuboisJoyce

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@NathanJDouglas After a trip to Paris, I was the only person to be detained by a police officer & interrogated about the purpose of my trip, what I did for a living etc before being warned about terrorist acts & being handed a terrorism leaflet! #UKRacism #RacismIsEverywhere

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Man Utd paying these Video Assistant Refs some serious coin this week! #ManUtd #MANvWAT

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@Uber Dear Uber, I have two transactions on my account which I’d like to be refunded for. One transaction I’ve been double charged for & the other I cancelled the trip within 2mins but was still charged - please can you help

[Markie @MarkieVBarrett]

.@NatWest_Help Cornmarket is an awful branch! Please explain this whole ‘two counter’ thing to me! You’ve got staff standing around doing bugger all whilst the counter queue is hitting double-figures! #Natwest #Oxford

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When did @MoonpigUK become SO bad! I've just timed it & it's taken over 10 minutes to preview a card I've designed!!!! Are you kidding me!?! 👋🏾 Funky Pigeon

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@TheLighthouseOx The Xmas set menu doesn't appear to be working on your website - can you confirm how I can receive this?