MarkieLane

I do hair. I love all things coffee. Trivia Queen. Lover of Harry Potter and Game of Thrones. Small boobs, big blonde hair. Probably like your pets better.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

You know you’re getting old when you comment “happy birthday” in the comment section of someone else’s Facebook post. It’s me, I’m getting old. 😅🤣🤣

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

It’s crazy how people you used to think were cool are now the ones posting on Facebook just to start arguments. Calm down townie.

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

@TaylorMaySEK Evo**

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

@TaylorMaySEK Olaplex no 3 and the great hydrator by eco are good, but really anything that is super hydrating is good. Wash your hair get out of the shower towel dry it really well and just let it sit. Olaplex is a pre shampoo mask and you only need that like maybe 2 times a month

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

@alyssabro Lmaooooo

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

Oh lord I gotta get off Facebook, all these Trump supporters, I can’t do it no more with y’all. 😑😑

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

☠️☠️

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We may be opponents — but we are not enemies.

We are Americans.

[Lyvia Moman @justlyvialife]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

@alyssabro Lmao

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

Happy Election Day I’ve already unfollowed like 5 people 🤠🤠

[justi☪️e @jussttiicee]

When I was 16 I could drink a bottle of blue UV get two hours of sleep and play a volleyball tournament the next day. Now at 23 I drink 5 coors lights and am bed ridden the entire next day & I just don’t think that’s fair

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

@GildayMckenna Lol don’t say that it’s sad. Leave the house and move close to me, I’m your friend

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

@alyssabro Lmaooooooo

[🍯🪴✨ @agavedelacasa]

the people who rework songs for kidz bop after hearing “WAP” https://t.co/dpNLeZvLp5

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

@GildayMckenna Now I kinda enjoy them 😂

[MarkieLane @Markie_Meow]

I know I’m getting old because I keep waking up naturally at 745, even on the weekends. #weirdflex