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[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[František Kalenda @f_kalenda]

Jen pro představu, jak moc bezprecedentní je to zbohatnutí Trumpa a jeho rodiny v úřadu.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Ján Simkanič @Simindr]

Ale natáčet porno s Němci Jindřichu Rajchlovi nevadilo...

[Jan Grolich @JanGrolich]

Vládní strany chtějí po sudetských Němcích, aby odsoudili nacismus, což už 100x udělali…a přitom mají mezi sebou zmocněnce, který veřejně hajluje a vymlouvá se, že je to sranda…
Je proto jedno pěkné slovíčko: chucpe.

[Nora Fridrichova @NoraFridrichova]

Vzpomínáte, jak Tomio vždycky sliboval "přímou odvolatelnost politiků"? Ona by se ale mohla týkat hlavně jeho, takže z ní zbyla jen "odvolatelnost prezidenta", náhoda! 🤡

[Simmar @Simmar_cz]

Fakt:
Z hlediska prognózy je dnes příznivější HIV pozivita (střední dožití cca 80 let) než morbidní obezita, tj. BMI>40 (dožití 65-70 let).

Další fakt:
Když jsem začínal v medicíně (2007), byl člověk s BMI nad 40 mimořádným jevem. Teď takových lidí vidím několik týdně (třeba dnes 18letý mladík s diabetem II. typu, hypertenzí a dnou).

Z hlediska ochrany zdraví populace by bylo největším úspěchem vedení státu (@ZdravkoOnline) zastavení/zvrácení epidemie obezity. Bez odvážných a razantních kroků už to obávám se nepůjde. Cena za ni je společensky obrovská.

Nápady mám, pan ministr se mi může ozvat 🙂

P.S. ano, BMI je screeningová veličina, ale s rostoucí hodnotou jeho specificita roste až k téměř 100procentní přesnosti.

[яυ∂σℓƒ ӄʋíʐ @mordieu]

Líbí se mi, jak se současná konzervativní pravice v čele s Fialou, Zdechovským, Vondrou a dalšími pučmeloudy snaží už delší dobu distancovat od dřívější podpory Viktora Orbána. Nikdo nechce zůstat s Černým Petrem v ruce a obličejem umazaným od hoven 💩 Použiju tu nejlacinější

[Ondřej Markus Zeman @Markus_Zeman]

@johnpaul_newman It's funny you say far-right yet many on the video and expecially Orban operates his country in something like hyper-socialism.

[Ondřej Markus Zeman @Markus_Zeman]

@differentdoktor Ano, sice je všechno dražší, ničeho nikdo nedosáhl, spousta lidí umřelo, rodina vládnoucí kasty v USA si střihla kolo ultra insider tradingu, ale libtardi kňučí, takže win!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist @Nick_Anderson_]

Iran War Announcements
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[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Trump: "Iran, surrender!"
Iran: "Fuck you."
Trump: "You have 2 days to surrender!"
Iran: "FUCK. YOU."
Trump: "OK, five days!"
Iran: "What part of "FUCK. YOU." don't you understand?"
Trump: "10 days!!!"

[HoHo @Jan_H_CZ]

Těším se až se tyto podvody budou veřejně vyšetřovat …..

Skandál s insider tradingem se jen zhoršil. Nešlo jen o ropu. Někdo také provedl masivní nevysvětlitelný obchod na indexu S&P 500 přesně 15 minut před Trumpovým tweetem o válce s Íránem. Během několika minut vydělal stovky milionů dolarů. Přesně věděli, co řekne.

@FurkanGozukara

[ This is not a drill @6ytheway]

@adamscochran

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Ondřej Markus Zeman @Markus_Zeman]

@jirilobkowicz1 Tenhle AI slop je pokus o vtip. Žejo? Žejo?!