Mark van der Woodsen

I woke up like this.

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

@krasser0 Done 🤗

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@CalumBest

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@SarahForRuncorn This is fucking insane

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And this guy will tell you being trans is a mental illness

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

The world’s first trillionaire… wearing a t-shirt back-to-front and a wig. What a specimen!

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

@MyshkinBanned I wish Nelson was photobombing you in the background 🦜 😂

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

@CadburyUK not a single dinky decker in my Heroes 😱those are my favourites too 🥺😭

[ITV Wales News @ITVWales]

WATCH: This is the moment we asked Dwr Cymru Welsh Water's Chief Operating Officer if his personal social media account was appropriate whilst the company is accused of 'unacceptable' levels of sewage.

Read more here: https://t.co/cQ3Bdcw140

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

https://t.co/J10N5TuwBO

[Judith 🇺🇦🙏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Judith652]

Totally chuffed with my new pictures

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

Your da gets his bank holiday beer run from Home Bargains

[Josh @JoshxReid]

Friend spotted an unfortunate Home Bargains trolley advert today

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

@NickButchart Low lights = lower camera please 🙏🏻

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

This Life 🎬 Celebrate the 30th anniversary on @BBCiPlayer and BBC Four

On Wednesday 18 March, Daniela Nardini will introduce a repeat run of series one on BBC Four, with both series and reunion special all on iPlayer

More ➡️ https://t.co/QdLVlpqzb7

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

Jezza is desperate to get this guy cancelled 🙄 Just fucking move on

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Oh lawdy, watching this again.
Tell me: what job is this guy in?

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

He can now be found at @MyshkinBanned

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

Oh no! Look out, People! @MyshkinFool has been hacked 😱 🚨

[Myshkin Returns @MyshkinBanned]

This is not me and I have been hacked... I would appreciate everyone reporting the fact, and following me here

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

Oh no! Look out, People! @MyshkinFool has been hacked 😱 🚨

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

@MyshkinBanned have you been hacked over on your regular twitter??

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@indicatorfn Even if I’m in the uk?

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@mrkhndy

[Mark van der Woodsen @Markvanderwoods]

Comedians can never take a joke themselves. So thin skinned 🙄