Mark Whitehouse

Husband, dad, granddad, useful rhythm guitarist. Learning Spanish. Keen cook.

[Mark Whitehouse @Markwh61]

@ChrisDrake100 Thanks Chris. My old man loved your old man (and did a cracking impression of him).

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@ReallyNiceDerek This is the best thread I’ve seen in years. Take a bow, @ReallyNiceDerek

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@graziacarlos @ReallyNiceDerek Of all the dim people on this thread, Carla wins.

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@antmiddleton @UKLabour HE’S PUT STRONGLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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@JohnCleese Stop being a cunt and I’ll come.

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@NUCLRGOLF Cunt then, even bigger cunt now.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ “Educated idiots.” 😜

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@HarryMaguire93 “Could of.”

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@arlowhite Bore off, Arlo. LIV is on its arse with the grasping, selfish tosspots who chose to play it and earn money from that fucking regime. Shame on you.

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@arlowhite @livgolf_league @rippergc_ LIV cunts.

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@IanJamesPoulter @TrumpGolfDC @livgolf_league Fuck off you LIV cunt.

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@EstieMaddie You fucking idiot.

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@arlowhite And here, in three sentences, @arlowhite sums up precisely why the LIV proponents just don’t understand this from the fans’ perspective. Grasping, already insanely wealthy people wanting even more money. I adored Rahm before he left. Couldn’t care less now. Let them rot.

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@Matthew_Sean96 Fuck them. They decided to leave to take Saudi money. Let them stay there. Cunts.

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@theGreek82 Just checked. Still a couple of grasping cunts.

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@JuliaHB1 @LeeAndersonMP_ @Keir_Starmer Whenever I see this fucking woman post, I think she can’t do anything more stupid. Yet she never lets me down.

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@danwootton Imagine being such a dick that you think this, and being even more of a dick and posting it.

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@JacquiDeevoy1 Hey Jacqui. You’re a fucking idiot.

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@jamierkennedy @Iona_Stephen Mate, he died in 2011. Have some fucking respect.

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@scottiebateman Hi Scott. Love your posts. Slightly odd question, but what happens if you eat something in India whic (not unknown) violently disagrees with you on th way home? Genuinely interest to know. Thanks.