NLars

Just a spicy American mom and wife, fighting to make common sense common again.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@ElderRacing @MAGAVoice Cause I buy a phone once every three years and buy gas every couple of weeks.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes - and after years of being a feminist and thinking I could have it all, I want to shout to every young woman I see that: NO YOU CAN’T! Working is a trap and “financial independence” is the bait. Your babies need you.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@hornbag__ @DisneyPlus It happens to me all the time - in my house. The house that I own. The only house that Disney plus has ever known from me. With the same IP address for the last four years. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@freedombunkr I think that’s actually a very shallow take. He is about to send Obama to prison. There is a whole network of people who needed to keep him out of power. It wasn’t just that he was an outsider - it was that he is willing to burn it all down to save America.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@agreatdayinnc Wool. It’s practical, dries quickly, and is comfy but is prohibitively expensive.

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@TimelessTrvlr Looks like the village in Luca!

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@NefflynB Masa, churros, tacos, guacamole, hot chocolate, salsa, tortillas, my grandma.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@Kristinartz Yes.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@thispostisbased The worst sexism I’ve ever experienced was from women in the workforce. I asked for a day off for health reasons as a newly married young woman and she goes, “oh no you aren’t pregnant are you!?!” I was having a miscarriage.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@dundereloise @CostelloWilliam I’d love to be able to comfortably travel and adventure solo. Just being able to walk anywhere at night without being jumpy would be great

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@JjinUk64 @RiceIam22 @MKnowlesShow @officialsammyuk Stop calling them Asian. They’re Pakistani.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@homemakinghunny Pokemon cards and nerf darts.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Yes of course.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@thecavemommy My first kid actually stopped peeing at night a full two years before he was potty trained during the day. My next kid is potty trained but still wears a pull up at night. I feel like this is normal, no?

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@EricLDaugh The same trick works with my toddler actually.

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@themom_katie My favorite was a recently divorced mom was planning to homeschool her kids and she was complaining that she couldn’t work a regular job because her ex husband wanted to drop the kids off during school hours. She complained he wasn’t giving her alimony too. Just stay married?

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@TodayinHistory Teddy Roosevelt

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@ProLifeLiz Fourteen months is super fun. Everything is exciting. Bring the sunscreen and don’t sweat the rest. Have an exit strategy if things get dicey but that age they can do all kinds of fun things.

[NLars @MarlaSinger2837]

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy We love you @jk_rowling

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@Katherine111594 Same. The epidural didn’t even work on the last one so I think I’ll just skip it next time.