Marlee

(she/they)

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

About to take my third shower as a college grad! Gets better every time

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

Max just asked me if Europe has brunch

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

I was falling asleep and the room suddenly got a lot darker and I was like “woah what was that?!” and opened my eyes to see why

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

Had a dream last night that I was at CVS and impulsively bought one of those eos chapstick balls and it made my lips a weird sparkly green and I was like ‘ughh what a waste of money!’ Happy to report I just woke up and own NO eos chapstick balls. Relieved.

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from working at a fancy snack shop in LA, it’s that celebrities will buy sardines.

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

Either my inner monologue has always been narrated by four gay men and Johnathan Van Ness or I’ve been watching queer eye at every waking moment this week

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

@notshelleyjo Absolutely yes

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

I’ll allow it.

[august mez @AugustMesarchik]

i am nocturnal!

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

More unattainable beauty standards for women 🙄

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

Sometimes you just have to go to LA to move to LA

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

Why do I keep buying $30 face oils if I’m just gonna keep spilling them ??

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

My boyfriend just asked me if broad city was a drama

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

My upstairs neighbors love to do (what I can only assume is) Michael Scott style parkour off their furniture until 3am. And I love that for them. But not for me.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Marlee @MarleeMesarchik]

https://t.co/y2dXmHSvlQ via @CNNTravel
I could ask about the sex, but I'm curious about the volcano on the island.
Like, not to be superficial but, is it hot? When it's gonna erupt will it tell me? or do I have to guess? Is it into virgin sacrifice or is that just a stereotype?

[pj @pjayevans]

if someone at my job murdered someone and continued working at my job, i would quit my job

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Still thinking about how people were like “not all cops!” then literally all cops in Buffalo were like “no, it’s all of us”