Dharma Khalsa

Sometimes I have random thoughts that I share on the internet and sometimes I get too attached to the Yes, And of it all

[Dharma Khalsa @Marmoset1102]

What is the life/development era when you go from raiding your mom’s closet to raiding your dad’s closet?

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Waaaaait Big Brother is basically just The Circle IRL prove me wrong

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Do you ever randomly decide to switch your side of the bed or am I just a monster?

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Ok, hear me out @LoveIsland A spin-off called Casa Couples where you take the Casa Amor rejects and give them a chance with each other!

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My new vibe check question for dating apps: What do you know about tweedle beetles?

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Tell me again why we aren’t seriously working on inventing teleportation?

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Other women’s peak relationship goal: wedding

My peak relationship goal: having a picnic in the park on a nice sunny day while we both quietly read

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Only I would start having a hankering for eggs right when there’s a shortage and they’re like $10 a dozen #storyofmylife #fml #groceries

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Me using Instacart for the first time.

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Instacart:
Me: Yeah, I definitely have trust issues.

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Instacart:
Me: Yeah, I definitely have trust issues.

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@EPA @EPAregion6 Happy Halloween from Region 6!! 🎃

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Keeping my houseplants alive is the only thing getting me through rn

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You ever feel sad and try to start shit just for the attention? No, me either

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Original Painting from "Better Call Saul" giveaway supporting Gravity Water https://t.co/0XRgQmyhEW

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Listen, if you ever catch yourself thinking, “maybe I just have to high of standards.” Stop. Never. Lower. Your. Standards.

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She’s a 9 but she thinks that QAnon “has a point tho” 😬

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Like, I follow ppl bc I specifically want to see their content. Don’t fill my account up with bs I didn’t follow. #yourenottiktok #juststop

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After over a decade of being obsessed with @instagram I’m legitimately thinking about deleting my account bc of these gd suggested posts #whyruinagoodthing

[Dharma Khalsa @Marmoset1102]

After over a decade of being obsessed with @instagram I’m legitimately thinking about deleting my account bc of these gd suggested posts #whyruinagoodthing

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Instagram really said what if we created the worst possible app where you only see content you’re uninterested in from people you don’t follow