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*crickets chirp in distance*

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@MaryBowdenMD But doxy isn’t used to treat alpha gal syndrome?

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@KirkegaardEmil Psychiatrists tend to have a lot in common with their patients. Not paid well enough for sane people to be interested..

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@JakeRammos Schist

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@docakx Vitamin furosemide

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@TrackYourHeart Lady’s man

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@drkeithsiau Patient is a seagull; ate trash bag.

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@it_a_me_knowlzy Yes, there’s plenty of other women that think the exact same thing

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@engineers_feed “Why is my calculator app taking so long to load?”

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@touchet52 @ThrillaRilla369 But multiplying by 0 is already straightforward and takes zero time!

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@ThrillaRilla369 0

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@bluewmist Left ventricular assist device

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@_josephine0_ Land mines

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@mamboitaliano__ I see Spanish written in kanji for some reason

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@Matt_Pinner Racist mom. Appropriating cornrows.

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@Osmer76 @Vincentt1987

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@visegrad24 They got the internet?

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@Ekaeoq As if you drove more than 30 minutes. 45 and you’d miss Slovenia altogether.

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@pidatow It’s not wax. It is the most delicious part of the cheese. Please snort it into your nose and enjoy.

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@Corbienest It’s cum. One way or another it’s always cum.

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@bayeslord It seems surreal now but in a few months it’ll get real n then you start to wonder what could possibly come next