Marnie Dewan

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

Rylee McCollum, a Marine killed in Afghanistan, was expecting a baby in 3 weeks.

Breaks my heart & brings tears to my eyes. Rylee's sweet baby will FOREVER know what a HERO his or her father is. Thank you, Rylee, for your sacrifice.

Pray for his family.
https://t.co/67fWDi16y6

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Nobody is under more pressure to be perfect in an impossible situation right now than cops. It is possible to respect the police and not be a racist asshole. Videos exposing assholes on both sides should be shared

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

My professor described “benchmarking” as “marking the bench” I’m glad I paid thousands of dollars for this semester

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

I think my professor is on crack with all these assignments

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

Never thought I would miss work this much

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

Online college day one: This girl didn’t mute her microphone and is having a conversation over my teacher ! Love this

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

At Sunday dinner my mom randomly said if I could make love to a tomato I would

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

Haven’t even been in class an hour and 5 people have left. When will my professor get the hint

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

“They say if you get the coronavirus just drink bud light” -my dad

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

Our guest speaker just tried to write with a crayon on the white board

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

My professor just threw his expo marker across the room bc it stopped working !

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

Just walked around twelve oaks parking lot trying to help an old lady find her car

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

I told my sister you could put olive oil in your car as oil and she believed me

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

4 exams this week and I am stuDYING

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

It’s week 6 and somebody took my unassigned seat in class

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

I walked into a tree. Happy first day of school

[Marnie Dewan @MarnieDewan]

Why were my books for one semester $700 ??