“We’ve bought this for you. It wasn’t cheap. It’s by the industry leader and in the upper right of the Gartner quadrant. We hope you will make good use of it.”
NIST released their guidance on dealing with ransomware. The TL;DR version can be summed up as, "Do all the things your security team has been telling you to do for a decade or more."
https://t.co/MsuqMl8TTK
Them: Ransomware is the biggest threat to all companies!
Me: Okay.
Them: The government should step in!
Me: You mean like subsidizing security services or...?
Them: No, we need a national firewall!
Me: Wait...
Them: And national content management!
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Min wage
Costco: $16
Walmart: $11
Average pay
Costco: $24
Walmart: $15
Employees on food stamps (subsidized by you)
Costco: Virtually none
Walmart: More than any other company
Founder net worth
Costco: not a billionaire
Walmart: over $220 billion; up $30 billion in pandemic