corey marryatt

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[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girl: you want a cookie?
Boy: naaa I'm more of a cake guy

[Lifted Trucks @_LiftedTrucks_]

#Chevy

[corey marryatt @Marryatt20]

@UbisoftSupport Wtf y'all using for servers?? Baked potatoes.... fix your shit we spend lots of money on your broken games!!

[corey marryatt @Marryatt20]

I get a kick out of the guys that shoot up more testosterone than Rodney Coleman and chirp all natural guys..

[corey marryatt @Marryatt20]

Watching your grand father slowly pass away in bed makes you wanna go home and just drink

[corey marryatt @Marryatt20]

I was unaware today was "I'm a stupid cunt and can't fucking drive day"soo you got that license in a cotex box right..?

[corey marryatt @Marryatt20]

When you're so burnt out that you write "kijiji" in the kijiji search bar 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Rebecca Luddington @beckie_ludds]

When you flip your omelette and it DOESN'T turn into scrambled eggs... It's going to be a good day.

[corey marryatt @Marryatt20]

Holy fuck I hate soup??? How more blah and depressing can it get... SOUP?! HOW OLD AM I?? 96???...

[corey marryatt @Marryatt20]

None of my future babies will be wearing Jordan's and be dressed like a little white trash scum!