MarsBarBuddha

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

@Tesco Jack's will never be Bobby's in quality or spirit. I mean, is Jack even a real person? Because I'm pretty sure Bobby is. There should not be any burger bite dust in the crevices of my cable knit jumper over an hour after eating. Would never happen on Bobby's watch

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

@Tesco I'm v concerned by your invovlement in the cheap crisp market with 'Jack's'. Producing these crisps is both an art form and industry in its own right and should be left to the smaller business's to corner such as the heroic Bobby's crisps

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

I've always wanted to put Kevin Webster from Coronation Street punching people to The Beastie Boys.

Today I did. Enjoy your evening x

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

I hope the guy with the shaker is singing 'murdering Tory arsehole' in Spanish #ImACeleb

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

'Google Tracy Barlow' has to be the best Corrie quote of the year #Corrie

[Corrie Art @CorrieArt]

Google Tracy Barlow. Mind blown! 🤯

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

I love the twist that Stu's corrupt cop turned out to be Alan Pardew #Corrie

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

Just started re-reading How The Trouble Started by one of my favourite authors @redwardwilliams Very much hoping he releases more fiction soon

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

@PennyMordaunt This is the only remaining Little Britain sketch it's just about okay to broadcast

[transgenderhistory.bsky.social @SBElikeswords]

Ricky Gervais, Dave Chappelle, and JK Rowling walk into a bar

Everyone else leaves

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

Maybe I'm too sensitive but when I buy a takeaway and the person handing it me doesn't say 'have a nice meal' or similar it totally ruins my enjoyment of it

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

@El_butler the handwashing is perfect

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

The German entry has made me realise that Will Young and Peter Davidson have a look of each other #Eurovision

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

So many socially inept people are watching the presenter links and feeling great about themselves right now #Eurovision

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

My attempts at banter are generally as awkward as Mika's #eurovison

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

Switzerland should win if only for raising awareness of whatever rare strobe lighting skin condition the singer is suffering from #Eurovision

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

Am on my favourite comedy ever later on

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

@stevewoodsy I like it

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

I know I should be proud but find it so hard to feel like a winner everytime I complete Insta stories

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

My boss at 10am: Here's a 480 bag pack of Yorkshire Tea I bought this morning.

My boss at 12.01pm: Did you not notice that there's only 23 tea bags left in the pack and that I bought it ages ago? April Fool!

[MarsBarBuddha @MarsBarBuddha]

In total agreement. Fergus was a brilliant character.

[John Hughes @hughesjg]

Dear @itvcorrie,
Isn't it time for a return for @TobyHadoke as #Fergus?
The character has such promise. Go on, you know it makes sense!