Mars Jones

Digital footprint so much bigger than my physical one

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

@spermfart Nothing is worse than cutting in DaVinci. Nothing. Not even nuclear war.

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

Noticing the R word being used more and more in leftist spaces Hmmmmm….

[Christin @hexprax]

Every single person on To Catch a Predator not only solicited a minor online but actually showed up to a second location with the explicit intent to sexually abuse them. That OVER HALF were utterly unprosecutable is a result of how insanely reckless production behaved.

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

If Oct 7 is proportionally equivalent to sixteen 9/11s, then mathematically, the Gaza genocide is equivalent to 298 9/11s

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

Things Ive been enjoying recently:
- Standing in corners Blair witch style
- Sex with women (singular)
- Michael Longfellow
- Simpsons Mahjong

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

@spermfart We GOTTA put you down bro

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

Clocking in to work and then heading to the doctors. Not only do I have free healthcare but now I’m getting PAID for taking care of my health. An absolutely genius play on my part

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

@spermfart @HunterBiden Ive still only seen the amount that was shown to me in class in uni. And only the parts they showed in the classes I actually attended. And im okay with that i think

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

I feel just like the The Hesitater (the Riddlers much less self assured brother)

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Columbia had students who said this was true arrested, expelled, and stripped of their degrees. They were falsely accused of antisemitism by the international press and government for speaking out. What will the consequence be for the perpetrators admitting it? Probably nothing.

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

@joey_chimes I get it I just fear that the lyrics and pacing of most of the song feel very Rupi Kaur to me

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

I got top surgery for my #day1 Curtis Sliwa and nobody else. He’s who I do it for

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

Idk how much longer I can take this site for. As much as I love my own posts, reading anything that isn’t written by an oomf makes me feel like shooting myself at point blank range

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

@spermfart Not even a conspiracy theory im pretty sure there was some sort of lawsuit abt this recently

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

@xafeen Sorry my metric is “did they succeed in conveying the message and themes they were trying to convey and did I enjoy watching it.” Im not a critic and that’s okay <3 i dont yearn to be

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

ALL OF MY CAMERAS HAVE BROKE IN THE SPAN OF TWO DAYS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[Mars Jones @MarsJones277]

The spirit is rich but the flesh is broke