Muhammad arsalan

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@virginmedia It’s all sorted now. Thanks!

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@virginmedia the broadband has been out for more than a day here in london E15. Expected resolution time keeps changing. What's the latest? Its quite annoying.

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@IsmaeelFarooqi No one named onana anymore 🙏

[Arpit @speakingofarpit]

boss yeh mera excel sheet ka kaam hai
bossda ae bossdi pagal hai boss tu pagal

[Zameer Maan @ZameerMaan]

Story time:
Today, on my way to the office I was stopped by a cop.Seeing me in black suit,he assumed I was a lawyer, asked if he could get a lift towards Mall road. I entertained his request, after a brief introduction,he inquired if I believed in ghost.I was taken aback for 1/n

[Arooj @AroojNaeem20]

My mother is preparing for her Quran exam, and finally i got a chance to say, “SATH SATH PARHA HOTA TOH AB BURDEN NI HONA THA” !!😌😌

[Zarrar Khuhro @ZarrarKhuhro]

So hard to watch this. But it has to be seen.

[Hassan 🍁 @Gotoxytop2]

Salman butt orchestrated the biggest fixing scandal in cricket's history, Wahab Riaz was seen taking a jacket full of cash from a bookie, Kamran Akmal was questioned for throwing infamous sydney game. All of them will be selecting Pakistan's team now. Lost for words.

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@IsmaeelFarooqi It's either that or he wants to expose the board and the joke that this club has become.
Who goes on and signs Johnny Evans, when we couldn't even rely on him solely during the Fergie era 😡

[Downdetector @downdetector]

User reports indicate Youtube TV is having problems since 4:09 PM EST. https://t.co/Aof8XRrMNJ RT if you're also having problems #youtubetvdown

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@vfsglobalcare can you help with a locked account please?

[Ariha Fatimah Arain @arihafatimah]

IMF demanded reduced military budget, declaration of assets of public servants and now a record of the Flood relief funds expenditure. Lmaooo I want to say a lot of things

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@_fatimaas_ So another addition to the list of things that never happened. Where is the guy performing hajj right now? I guess this tweet was just to get traction on the account. I also got caught up in it but it’s so over the top!!! KUCH BHI!!

[Khuzaima @kj_kombat]

Pakistani architects never disappoint

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

What the fuck is wrong with this club man 💔💔💔

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

💔🇪🇸

🎥 @ManUtd https://t.co/UE5aYm0sDw

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@Ufone suddenly the two Ufone sims that I have with me in the UK are not connecting on roaming showing no service. They were working alright till this morning. Is this something that has happened to everyone?

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

Man 🤣

[jαck. @Utd1Optimist]

Why’s Harry Maguire being discussed at the parliament in Ghana 😭😭

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

"Audit"

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

Best 2 days in a consulting career:
- day you receive the job offer
- day you submit your resignation

[Muhammad arsalan @Marsalaann]

@Fawoo Hack is to subscribe Spotify in Pakistan 🤣 paying 390 for duo account which costs say more here 🤣