Milon Marsden

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Accidentally added yeti crabs to my seafood boil.

Shoot

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

I’ve been attempting to create an AI model with my exact personality so I can upload it to my keurig, just to like, see how I’d handle that situation

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

I just wanna know that he’s happy and healthy

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Blink 182, more like Wink 91

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Are you from the southernmost continent? Because, you’re the only ant I artica

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

What’s this about the female gaze? I thought they just went by lesbian

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Fava beans are my fava-rite kind of beans

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Is it just me or is it a little crazy that there are Black Friday deals on the pets on PetCo? Like why are hamsters 75% off?

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

@unworns This is the start of Bohemian Rhapsody

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Do you ever get sad when you realize just how much music there is out there that you’ll never get a chance to hear. As I get older I forget about so many songs I used to love, I can only imagine how expansive the list is of songs I’ve never heard but would absolutely love

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Y’all may say Papa John’s but I call it Daddy Jonathan’s

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

You know how you can have a good strawberry or a bad one? All fruit can be like that right? But, a potato is always a potato, kale is always kale, a veggie is always gonna be there for you

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Oftentimes I see the deepest most thought provoking stuff in the comments section on the dumbest Instagram reels

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Recently realized something, why is it pronounced “SH-ugar”

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

You know, why is it called tuna fish when it’s canned but just tuna in every other form? Why does one need to clarify it is tuna, the fish? No one says tuna fish sushi or tuna fish steaks but we do say tuna fish sandwiches

[Jargon Scott @Jargon_Scott]

I hope somebody gets this one

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Wow.

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Wishful or Wistful Thinking?

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

I, the pedestrian, just got flipped off because the driver who was texting and speeding through the crosswalk didn’t like that I shook my head at him. Bruh

[Milon Marsden @MarsdenChad]

Gotta love paying $7000 for housing to get this frothy mustard water.