Chris

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

I didn’t like my bartender is such a funny smear

[Sean Butler @Sean_Butler1]

TOMORROW

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Fenway Park adds placeholder for three digit visitor score

[BEEF’D UP QUAD HAVER(kit) @NiceCalfHaver]

#WRONG #BOZO

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Ken Paxton offered a one day prison sentence to a man who admitted to repeatedly sexually abusing a young boy.

The judge was so appalled that he rejected the deal.

[danny @dabbs346]

NRSC is also actively scrubbing their website on Ken Paxton releases. So embarrassing.

[🎙️Not Another Sox Podcast🎙️ @NASPpodcast]

Bleacher Bar

Boston, Massachusetts

[Alessondra Valle @valessondra11]

Hand on ass too

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The Bruins announce they've fired Alex Cora

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Drake is two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

[manny @mannyfidel]

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

JD Vance with everything

[New York Mets @Mets]

Welcome home, Artemis II!

@NASA | #LGM

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

our beautiful Earth, and whatever is happening on it.

[NASA @NASA]

1972 ➡️2026
Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Goddamn talk about a close call

[eccorca🫍 @eccorca]

what the fuck are you doing