Marsha Curry

Mississippi-Louisiana-Texas

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

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#noscreensintheclassroom #jonhaidt #sophiewinkleman

[The Free Press @TheFP]

"My parents are fallible goofballs like anyone else. But there is something a bit different about the conversations at my dinner table—and something magical and rare about the people leading them."

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

2026 Alexander Hamilton Awards: The Honorable Ben Sasse https://t.co/g0fTuQWwL7 via @YouTube

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Dostoevsky foresaw where ideological terrorism leads: “Cicero will have his tongue cut out, Copernicus will have his eyes put out, Shakespeare will be stoned. . . . We’ll reduce all to a common denominator. Complete equality!” https://t.co/mhVdhvX34r

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

@NTFabiano @drantbradley #duh

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Wow. What insight and courage and encouragement! https://t.co/SbhHTqEUlY

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

In the end, we love people into belief. We do not argue them into belief.

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

@elonmusknews30 Yes

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

@ZachHolderWx No. You cannot. I’ve been dealing with it for 38 years. You can’t leave me alone in my heartbreak and misery. Go Dawgs!

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Love my enemies. https://t.co/I1mh3Dgb4z

[Al Jones Architects @AlJonesArch]

We are honored to be named amongst the Forbes Best-In-State Residential Architects for Louisiana alongside so many of our inspiring colleagues.

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Wow. This is jarring. https://t.co/Mm0rCCLRnu

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Let me see You in the mundane!
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[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

This makes me so happy!

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Help me, Lord, be content with Your eventually.
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[The Free Press @TheFP]

“The biggest thing I’ve learned over three years surfing with Matt is this: The best reason to step across political or cultural divides isn’t open-mindedness or civic virtue. It’s that it makes life more interesting and fun.” —@DavidLitt https://t.co/Fj2BBOIYg9

[Dana Perino @DanaPerino]

Great listen @bariweiss https://t.co/EezH3zWOWE

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Reading Homer After October 7 - by Ido Hevroni. Wow! Such a good read about how literature can speak to our souls! https://t.co/GEakP32fSu

[Marsha Curry @MarshaCurry12]

Insightful!

We Don’t Talk About Politics in Church (But...) | Grace After Hours Ep. 23 https://t.co/DEE1pzjOMD via @YouTube