MarshterpieceTheatre

he/him. I love you but I've chosen branded content.

[MarshterpieceTheatre @MarshasinMellow]

Post-Twitter posting.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

[Art or Other Things @ArtorOtherThing]

Bat vase by Richard Freiwald

[Cairo Smith @cairoasmith]

There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.

[Scott Alexander @slatestarcodex]

I cannot wait until the White House changes hands and all of you ghouls switch back from "you're a traitor unless you bootlick so hard your tongue goes numb" to "the government asking any questions about my offshore fentanyl casino is vile tyranny and I will throw myself in the San Francisco Bay in protest", like werewolves at the last ray of the setting moon.

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Real chivalrous yearners get it

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Judge: now wait a second Mike. If the other players were hacking, wouldn't that make their kills on you unfair?
Me: that's right your honor

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

11-year-old frustrated with "Paradise Lost" so prefers video games. fair enough.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”

[Riviera, PhD @Socialist_frogz]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

girls girls girls
just kidding
ponds fish

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

I'm obsessed with this "know your rights" girl on tiktok

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

if a man with piercing blue eyes, fierce muttonchop whiskers, & a peg-leg pulls up a keg of ale to sit on & begins to explain whaling, great whales & even the myriad uses for blubber, how would you not listen ardently if you are a normal woman?

[Wonderkitty, Eldritch Orca🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

PDs are all that stands between your and an out of control police state. By which I mean: you live in an out of control police state and PDs are putting their health and sanity on the line to protect you. Every. Day.

[MarshterpieceTheatre @MarshasinMellow]

@PopCrave Knew there was something wrong with that guy.

[Goatstein @MandelaFace]

Most of these studies are quackery but I do believe this one is true because the political Left disagrees mostly on when and how the state should do things instead of the market, while the political Right has yet to come to a consensus on the shape of this planet

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Tools used to do what the user wanted. You (me, us) were the user. Now tech is primarily designed to do what the seller's investors want, obsessed with squeezing out maximal rent. If anything we want gets done by our own device, that is an ancillary and unreliable side effect.

[ned! @nedsore]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that