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[marf @Martha_EmilyMae]

using the phrase "improvise adapt overcome" by @BearGrylls in a history essay is a real low point of desperation my history degree if I'm honest

[Reve𖤓☽ @celedrielreve]

It would be such a river cartwright fiasco of him if after all this he doesn't get it

[Verbatim @Verbatim_Media]

🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨

We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch the full 35-minute investigation follow link in bio.

[Paolo! @pcnsnji]

Clicking “Request Access” after telling my boss I’ve been working on the file for 2 weeks.

[marf @Martha_EmilyMae]

come on england 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
#ssnthreelions

[Pia @_epiphiany]

Friendship in your 20-30s is celebrating your friends resigning from toxic workplaces

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

just tried putting my hair half-up half-down

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Can’t believe they went with this title when they could have called it “The Tiger Who Came To Tee”

[pep @pepcalma]

Jamie Carragher says Petr Cech's save against Liverpool in the 2012 FA cup final is the best save he's ever seen in football history.

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Men will literally believe a woman is a slut from a man with zero proof but all of a sudden they need 200 photos, 65 videos, 15 police reports and 10 witnesses to believe a man is a rapist. Make it make sense

[Max @MFRP92]

Brooklyn Beckham finally addressing the Elephant in the room.

[Jack @bosdovja92]

No-one:

That woman in Home Alone 2 for some reason:

[🛸 @tufthug]

me on someone me on my birthday
else's birthday

[Ronan 🧑🏻‍💻 @ronan_omalley]

Me staring at the McDonalds workers at 3am waiting for my double cheeseburger

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

why are Einstein and Mr. Bean in the back?😭

[Feyi♨️ @Sumptuous_bae]

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking