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Humor and Stuff __ Locksmith + whatevs - Pinned tweet is MY keto diary thread for ME __ @falls_epic is my muse

[Lron Cupbored @Marti1E]

Yesterday was my 4th day of eating only Keto friendly (low carb) food and lots of💧

When Ketone test strips came in mail yesterday, I did what instructions say &peed on strip (1st time using test strip n my life)

Idn tab &peed on wrong end .Took a minute to catch on
😂

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“Fire in the Sky” is Wild

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@softly_sighing2 You damn sho gotta figure 💯

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@sgtcurrypants Be more specific 😂

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@DDD_101_ Omg 😂

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@tinyelvisbkwd

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@bigracksonly This is what I was tryna reply to lolhttps://twitter.com/celestialtongue/status/1236415644125429760?s=21

[Celeste @celestialtongue]

I wanna melt all over you

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@CelestialTongue *crash into

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@bigracksonly Oh fuck .. that was meant for tweet above yours haha

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@TheChulaDiaries I can’t help myself chula

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#ReasonsIGetDrunk
That’s gonna be a long fuckin list

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@TheChulaDiaries Lucky you cos in your case it’s both

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@mimidancer https://t.co/cMweSZFXR4

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Judges are going to start sentencing people to cruise ships.

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@AuntCunt My, but aren’t you Bonnie

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@TheChulaDiaries Where ?’😻

[Antonella212 (Instagram) @NYorNothing]

Disney movies make me cry
My plump camel toe wins awards
Crab instead of lobster
I work 4 jobs, have 0 kids
My hooters are natural
Board games & UNO over bars
I hate porn involving poop
I’m fluent in sarcasm, movie quotes, TV theme songs, & Italian food

So... who’s free tonight?

[🎶 Romeo's Delight 🎶 @bigracksonly]

Wash your fucking hands please.
That's it, that's the tweet.

[Celeste @celestialtongue]

I wanna melt all over you