Martin Dudley 🇬🇧

6ft2 sarcasm machine. Foundry shift worker. Horror binger. Camping king. Rachael’s headache. Living proof you can run on caffeine & chaos

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@andrewc44104127 Said the nepobaby....

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@Lord_Sugar Would you not agree though, that nothing was really done to help us transition? Brexit was never going to work if everyone just said "oh well that didn't work did it?" Of course it didn't we didn't even try....

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@TheRealJamieKay Because Muslims don't want to align with British values

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@steonthesea

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@WatcherontheWeb @PatsyDiabetes Have you seen the state of her hands? Of course it's a cookie crumb!

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@andrewc44104127 Because she's not funny and within a 2 hour show she will have told about 3 jokes.... 😳

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@andyburnham How about you lower all the taxes on the fuel at the pump? A tiny fraction of the money we pay actually goes to the petrol station selling the fuel.... That would help much more than a poxy Google maps add-on, especially when there is an app that does that already!

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@narindertweets @metpoliceuk "The police are now involved", "If anyone has seen" and "Please DM them to me so I can give them to" you're welcome 🤗

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@zarahussain999 I'm getting pretty sick and tired of entitled Muslims telling white English to leave their own country... If that doesn't stink of invasion I don't know what does 🙄🤯

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@TheLongInvest If you can't answer these questions I seriously doubt your credentials of being a "pilot for 20 years" 🤣🤯

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@Fx1Jonny The plumber briefly pulled back on the controls during the dive, then qualified Flydubai crew took over and landed it. Being a plumber doesn't prevent you understanding that pulling a control column backwards makes the nose come up. Physics doesn't check your fucking CV first. 😂

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@Fx1Jonny You've misunderstood basically every part of this. He didn't “break into” the cockpit. The captain unlocked the door from inside. And G-force comes from acceleration, not how fast you're descending. A jet can descend at 28,000ft/min without everyone being pinned to the ceiling.

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@Bushra1Shaikh So a knife is ok? Just aslong as it's not an axe right? 🤣🤯

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@Ericdun19416783 Yes exactly... Science if you paid attention during school, you would probably have a better understanding of the concept

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@garrett_mahony You're a very hateful person aren't you? If it doesn't fit your narrative it must be fake/ a lie 🙄

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@Lucie_Fur99 And so is murdering someone then carrying a portion of bone in your pocket afterwards to show your friends but hey ho....

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@fesshole Yes if it were true I guess there would be...

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@curioushaggis Name the rule is a cheap gotcha. There’s no blanket international “first safe country” rule, but UK law explicitly allows asylum claims to be deemed inadmissible where someone travelled through or had a connection to a safe country where they could reasonably have claimed asylum.

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@curioushaggis Your hypothetical only explains why someone might prefer the UK. It doesn’t explain why passing through several safe countries should be irrelevant. UK law explicitly recognises safe-third-country connections when considering asylum claims. Preference ≠ necessity.

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@GIFs_22 The one thing that is completely wrong is that this photo is not from 1776?