Martin Freeman

Noticed that the more American flag and/or bald eagle emojis someone has in their Twitter profile, the more likely they are to be a deplorable douchebag?

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

Winner!

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

Fuck these people!

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Wilbur Ross is @realDonaldTrump’s Secretary of Commerce.

Wilbur Ross is a billionaire.

And this is billionaire Wilbur Ross saying he doesn’t understand why federal workers not getting paid during the #TrumpShutdown don’t just take out loans *to feed their families*.

Unreal.

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

@threadreaderapp unroll

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump can't just show up somewhere he's not invited. This isn't the dressing room at Miss Teen USA

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

@TheRickWilson Guantanamo as part of Deep State roundup? See, it IS real!

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

@TheRickWilson
Trump has a new nominee for Surgeon General!

"Man injects 18 "doses" of semen into arm to cure back pain, ends up in hospital."

https://t.co/ZfYCbdiONk

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Like I said: A puppet.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

HOW I MADE IT VS. HOW YOU SEE IT

Animals: Meat
Birds: Poultry
Fish: Sushi
Vegetables: Potato Chips
Fruit: Fanta® Blue Raspberry Slurpee
Trees (living): Lumber
Trees (dead): Coal
Plankton (dead): Oil
Supernova residue: Weaponry
Gold: Happiness
Land: Property
Ocean: Dumpster

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

Another tragic (and graphic) example of why you should treat wild animals respect. They will defend themselves with tooth and claw when you get too close!!!!!!!

https://t.co/I3od7WFFLb

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

@TheDweck @pattonoswalt We have a winner! We can now close Twitter as nothing will ever top this.

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

He seems nice.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

No hate emails are funnier to me than Canada-hating emails

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

That's my Senator!!!!

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

What the President didn't talk about tonight.

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

Is it too late to switch to Blockbuster?

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

Tweet why you’re leaving Netflix. The top three most creative tweets using #GoodbyeNetflix will win a 1-year subscription to Blockbuster!

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

Ugh, that is terrible! What a G-D waste of time, money, and resources!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

Video footage of the day Hope Hicks was escorted off the White House property.

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

This is eerily prescient!

[Old Rant Dump @TrumpinTheShark]

The best forgotten story of 2016 was the unearthing of a 1958 episode from a Western TV series, in which a con man named Trump claims only he can save the town from destruction...by building a wall.

Donald's shutdown seems a good time to revisit!

Full ep:https://t.co/twXUapO8CG

[Martin Freeman @MartinFreeman99]

@TheRickWilson Wow! 30? Did he color in ALL of the pages, too!