Martin J Heggie

Enjoying life having achieved more than middle age, love my family and have a passion for rugby league in paticular Warrington Wolves.

[West Ham Images @HamImages]

Someone had to put the Benny Hill theme to Nigel Farage walking... so why not me? #Farage 😀😃

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🔥 Bloody hell. This isn’t a leader column, it is a P45 for Nigel Farage.

Nigel Farage is now described as a “vehicle for chaos” whose behaviour is damaging Reform and whose standing “will continue to falter”.

And the killer passage: Farage claims to be an insurgent asking voters to believe he’ll sweep away a self-serving political class, but cannot credibly make that case while treating disclosure rules and scrutiny as an intolerable intrusion.

The media spent years coveting Farage. Now the worm has turned. 🎥

[Rohoza (Дев'ятий) Mykhailo 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇨🇦 @Oct7NeverForget]

Donald Trump attacks Giorgia Meloni — and she delivers a fiery speech he’ll never forget.
Donald Trump thought he could easily score political points by calling Giorgia Meloni “an insult to Jesus,” accusing her of “not being woke,” and claiming that God does not discriminate. Unfortunately for “Don Dementia,” this time he picked the wrong target.
Standing at a historic location, Giorgia Meloni didn’t just respond — she delivered a full moral reckoning.
“The President of the United States just said that I insult Jesus,” Giorgia Meloni declared. “Do you want to know what really insults Jesus? Taking healthcare away from the sick while cutting taxes for billionaires.”
And that was only the beginning.
“Do you want to know what else insults Jesus?” she continued. “Deporting foreigners and separating children from their mothers.”
Then she went even further, touching on war, corruption, and hypocrisy.
“Do you want to know what insults Jesus? Bombing innocent schools in Iran and sending our brave men and women to die in yet another endless war… hiding the Epstein files and then refusing to prosecute anyone involved.”
This wasn’t politics as usual. It was a full moral indictment.
Giorgia Meloni, targeted by Trump for supporting transgender people and for saying that “trans children are children of God,” completely turned the tables. Instead of backing down, she grounded her message in the very teachings Trump tried to weaponize.
“I am not a perfect Christian,” she said. “There was only one perfect man, and two thousand years ago he was crucified.”
Then came the line that hit the hardest:
“Jesus told us to love our neighbor as ourselves… Can we imagine war in heaven? Can we imagine hatred in heaven? Can we imagine poverty in heaven? Then why do we tolerate these things on Earth?”
This is how you respond. Not with insults. Not with fear. But with clarity and conviction.
Trump tried to discredit her. Instead, Giorgia Meloni delivered a sermon that now echoes far beyond that hall.
Please share Giorgia Meloni’s inspiring words.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Why is this Count Binface video better than mine when I've got £5 million?

[Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies]

Mike Oldfield meets the Wicker Man. Ruby Flipper do kind of pagan ritualistic dance to the disco version of Tubular Bells in the Blue Peter garden. I bet Percy Thrower was furious! From the hot summer of'76.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Nigel Farage is the son of a stockbroker who went to Dulwich College before becoming an investment banker himself.

He owns 5 homes and has spent most his adult life working as a politician, first as an MEP and now as an MP.

He is the establishment.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I say let the people of Clacton decide my future. Not the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, the NCA or the police, who are looking at:
-an undeclared £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire
-being bankrolled by a convicted fraudster
-a £500k donation from the convicted fraudster’s mother
-an £80k loan to a company owned by Richard Tice
-a £40k donation to Robert Jenrick that may be from overseas...

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

“Most physically attacked politician”

Jo Cox was stabbed and shot because of your descent into hateful and divisive politics, you despicable cunt.

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Actor Roddy McDowall took home movies of a morning during the filming of the 1968 film Planet of Apes, and they're a fascinating behind-the-scenes glimpse into this film.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

A timely reminder Nigel Farage wants to

- leave the ECHR

- repeal the Equality Act

- Strip back workers rights

- Lift restrictions on exploitative zero-hours contracts

- repeal the Renters’ Rights Act which abolishes “no fault evictions”

PLEASE DON’T FALL FOR IT

[Lady Brown @_MyTurningPage]

Charles co-authored a book calling his mother cold and distant and his father a bully.
He then went on TV and admitted to an affair during his first marriage!
Did his parents punish and humiliate him - no!
Charles has such a short memory!
#PrinceHarry #KingCharles

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

If you didn't bother to watch the Farage press conference, here's the short version:

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Nigel Farage just said he’s the ‘most attacked politician of modern times’.

He’s not only playing the victim card, but completely disrespecting Jo Cox and David Amess who were brutally assassinated.

A truly vile man.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

"I took the money, I got caught taking the money, I couldn't think of a way of defending taking the money so, with the help of the British media I'm going to divert attention from taking the money by forcing a by-election and pretending I can't talk about the money because of it"

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Nigel Farage, "Over the last two years I've really enjoyed the job of being an MP"

Right: Nigel Farage has missed 63% of Commons Votes

[Jennifer Robinson @welshroots]

According to Companies House Nigel Farage become Director and Owner in 2019 with 53 % of Shares #ReformUK
He didn't relinquish his ownership until FEBRUARY 2025 and remained director
SO how DARE Farage and #reformparty_uk say he was not involved in "politics"
Its a LOAD OF OLD RUBBISH !!!

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Imagine that. The crooked FIFA boss who handed a bogus peace prize to a warmongering pedophile who killed 165 Iranian schoolchildren later reversed a World Cup decision because that same pedophile told him to.

Fuck Infantino. Fuck Trump.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

People want to see the real Farage - not the one manufactured for TV - here he is

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

The NHS turns 78 today!

If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS in that time followed and retweeted we’d reach a million in minutes.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Had a lovely time slagging off the UK with a man who works for a fat orange rapist.