Martin Jenever

My name’s Martin and I am 25 years old. My dream is to get a supercar to give struggling people a nice day and some cool memories

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

My birthday is the 22nd of September, if you want can you guys put that in your calendar and wish me happy birthday by then?

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Ay yo fuck Argentina lmao, bastardly players

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Mannn I swear girls are so difficult. Messages have been dead for like 2 days. I think I’ll just give up on finding love tbh. Can’t be bothered with this shit anymore

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Talking to this girl rn hehehehe she’s gonna sell my information to Israel, she’s super nice tho so I’d let her do that

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

@CounterStrike If there’s no anti-cheat update coming; I’ll have to get involved… And trust me, you do NOT want that to happen… Martin out.

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Might be over again lmao, now Israel has all my data… Must be something wrong with me after about 14 rejections in like 6 years. Ggwp

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Talking to this girl rn hehehehe she’s gonna sell my information to Israel, she’s super nice tho so I’d let her do that

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Talking to this girl rn hehehehe she’s gonna sell my information to Israel, she’s super nice tho so I’d let her do that

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

New female coworker looked at me and was totally melting at my gaze but I’m perverted by social media and porn so this foid must’ve been sent by Mossad to infiltrate my personal life

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

@bilal_akh Chud and proud 💯

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

The best quiz to ever hit the internet. Wonderful stuff! Meloni a true baddie btw she fine af

[Michael @_britmonkey]

Most political compass tests are stupid and outdated, so I have created a political test that only focuses on REAL ISSUES of the 2020s. 64 questions that score you on four axes, including "Chud v Woke" and "Techbro v Luddite"

Reply with your results & tell me if it was accurate

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

And thank you, @ESLCS, for making these tournaments happen. Big shoutout to everyone involved, it’s been a pleasure watching this tournament!

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

The best players in the world.
The best crowds in the world.
The best talent in the world.
The best events in the world.
The best game in the world.

Thank you all for making Counter-Strike so special.

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Counter-Strike.

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

@vxmpcore_ No need to get personal buddy

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

@RajeshPateLigma @Emawnish “Come outside bro, I promise you; I can’t even sting”

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Still sad

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Cried for like 1,5 hours. The limited amount of intimacy I’ve experienced with her really shook me. I hope she’ll come back, but I’m not going to count on it. Sleep well guys, Martin loves you

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

I’m going to miss giving her a hug so bad.

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

She kissed me back, held me tighter when hugging, was so incredibly sweet. Haven’t felt anything like that for a long time. I hope she’ll end up okay, and I hope I’ll strengthen up a bit. I feel weak and empty now. Love you guys

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

It’s over. 😔 “It all went too fast…”, alright then… Back to the incel life. I’m so incredibly sad…

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

I’m too stunned to speak. I’m talking to such a sweet girl right now my heart can explode at any given moment.

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

I’m such a weak bitch lmao now she says “goodmorning” as if nothing happened and idk how to feel… CRINGE!!!! ICK!!!

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Either I’m over-analyzing the situation, but it might just be over lmao ggwp

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

Either I’m over-analyzing the situation, but it might just be over lmao ggwp

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

I’m too stunned to speak. I’m talking to such a sweet girl right now my heart can explode at any given moment.

[Martin Jenever @MartinJenever]

€200 of parts ordered because my fucking dipstick broke off into my engine… GG