Jens Martin

Financial Business Analyst, Mounted Games Official, Proud Dad and husband, Villa Fan and British Expat

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@HistoryWJacob American’s like constant excitement?? Then why on god’s green earth would you ever sit through an NFL game?

For me and for many non Americans, American football is almost excruciatingly boring.

The truth is that though that it’s all cultural.

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@Avabelly__ Like everything else you have ever posted this is nothing more than clickbait bullshit.

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@SenatorCrossing Greenland’s PM says… erm, no thank you!

https://t.co/nydTKIijNR

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@V_Lady2024 This is clearly a fake staged video and in the process of making it they’ve probably scared the poor hedgehog to death!

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@eurofounder So either this is a rubbish joke or you’re an idiot! Thing is it’s so hard to tell the difference these days!

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@smerkinkones @altrinchamtoday @TraffordCouncil Nope… not a single one is upside down. Quite refreshing actually.

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@jprovosttt @BBCSport Look on the bright side… today you learned something about flags and geography! 🤣

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@WinningFactory @TRobinsonNewEra Who are you talking about?

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@Grok1612 @Inevitablewest @grok That’s not actually true. Even if all reform voters had voted conservative, the total number of seats by Labour who have remained largely unaffected (although the conservatives would have won the most votes overall).

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@MarianneAardal @DFDSOFCUpdates … an sms which will apparently say that departure from Oslo will be at 21:30 with arrival in Copenhagen at 13:30 tomorrow (according to the DFDS agent we just spoke to).

[Thomas Hitzlsperger @Hitz_the_Hammer]

Losing 2:0 against Jack Grealish is not an embarrassment #ENGGER good luck 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @EURO2020

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@Wolvesayi83 @Amer_Fifa77 @dewks1983 Agree, doesn’t even come close to being as bad as lost. Will never forgive them for that.

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@ClionaQ @MYeldham @scottygb Same here!!

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@AFCInfo Am indeed. Nowhere to go anyway these days!

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@AFCInfo Problem is you’ve completely made this up and there isn’t a shred of truth to it is there??

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@CurlyAdam @AFCInfo Lol! Yep that ought to do it! 😉

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@RedTheDeadInBed @LexVintila @JeremyClarkson Know what you mean, he does, doesn’t he!

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@laura_whitehawk Congratulations, you win most idiotic tweet of the day (again).

[Jens Martin @MartinJens]

@__suha We all have sympathy for Gazza, don’t worry!