Martin

I would rather see my heart turn into chrome

[Martin @MartinM77_]

https://t.co/3mJFglyIya

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Blue @WhaleShark_Blue]

proper 🛎️end. don’t even joke lad.

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

me getting merch from the team store after

[Birko Baggins ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌲 @BibleBaggins46]

It gets funnier every time I watch this. He’s past it ahahahahahahaha

[lynk @lynk0x]

Lmao.

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[lenaaaa 🇵🇦🇰🇷 @ickysisterr]

ik he had you screaming

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Los japoneses cuando vieron las instalaciones de Tigres:

[T @TorayKortan]

If Saylor’s out, then so am I.

Goodbye crypto ✌🏼

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 @DINGOJOHNS0N]

Spurs in 7