HGTV Wells

The Patron Saint of Complaining About Money

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

Please enjoy this absolutely perfect photo of Chaos and Pepperoni finally helping out around the house

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

Do yourself a favour and listen to the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack today.

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

@KenPenders @Spencer09080701 @SEGA Nobody is hoping for that dawg 😭😭

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

Only referring to my butthole as my "Doom's Eye" from now on so @_hood_mona_lisa stops trying to look at it all the time

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 21,1945

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

So sad to see another child star fall victim to addiction

[GODZILLA.OFFICIAL @Godzilla_Toho]

Slop is Merriam-Webster’s word of the year. So congrats, Hedorah! The world’s number 1 slop proponent since 1971.

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

My resolutions for 2026 are to be abducted by aliens and to watch every tiktok

[wint @dril]

ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

@_hood_mona_lisa Goose Of Death. Just lookin out for you

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

Persona 5 and Captain Underpants are essentially the same. In this essay I will

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

Bilbo's elvish sword should have played the Jurassic Park III ringtone instead of glowing blue when orcs were near

[HGTV Wells @MartinOnTheGo95]

I sure do have a lot to say about the boomers for somebody who gets irrationally angry when his decorative tea towels get dirty

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

If you're the naked guy driving on 279 right now, the cops are too busy to look for you. Be free, King.