Martin Shrimplin

PA to a Lhasa Apso.

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@weymarplanet There have been some great commentators over the years, but was the best of them.

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@TheRealJamieKay Love ice cream full stop. Call me old school if you want, but you can’t beat a good raspberry ripple.

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@swinburne_mark Sir Les and (injury free) Woodgate.

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@SkySportsPL Given Amazon’s delivery track record they’ll throw the payment over the gates of the Hill Dickinson Stadium.

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@ProtectTheWild_ Sick bastards.

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@TetchyBitch Sorry to hear about your loss. Of all the days to feeling rotten as well.

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@CricketopiaCom Both are superb glovemen. Alan Knott just edges it for me (no pun intended) over Jack Russell.

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@agbnufc_ It isn’t going to be dull. That’s a for sure

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@TetchyBitch @lillai23_ I have the same badge of honour for calling out her hypocrisy.

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@swanage123 10/10

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@PolitlcsUK @Piglettory No. 18 is an outstanding pledge and would make the whole thing much more watchable.

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Twelve-year-old Joseph has created this awesome poster.

Andy Burnham's government needs to listen to Joseph and ban fox hunting properly this time.

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@scriptwren The pesky soccer must be getting in the way of the ‘messages from our sponsors’ . Precisely why I’m not watching the whole s**t show.

[David Attenborough @fandom_david]

We keep waiting for someone to invent a machine that cleans the air, stores carbon, produces oxygen and grows food.

We already did.

It’s called a tree.

[Paul Schleifer @PaulSchleifer]

Not only is this brilliant, but it’s also a reasonable prediction of what all weather forecasts might look like in the not-distant-enough future.
https://t.co/EhCWnDIWIR

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@Socket1Sophie @niktraykov Laughing that the presenter had to explain that Farage was the guy on the right in the video.

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@MichelleBeckett @SkyUK @VodafoneUK Sorry to hear about your loss. It’s never a pleasant task making those calls. If you’d left the name of the company with terrible customer service out of your post, I’d have still guessed it was Virgin Media.

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@scriptwren She may come back a foot taller.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi Clacton, how does it feel to have no MP this morning? Oh, yeah, same as the last 2 years.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

The worst President FIFA has ever had.