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Overweight, bald, glasses-wearing, bitter-drinking, 50Something seeks 19 Y.O. Swedish Ladies Beach Volleyball player for highly unlikely relationship. 😳

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@JamesTate121 Mirrors, probably. Hearts, not a chance. 😜

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@tanita_tikaram Happy Birthday and may your R'amen be forever fresh.

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@william_merrin @tanita_tikaram Kindly leave the stage 😂😂😂

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@PastorAlexLove Oh Mum, not again?!

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@___TheGOOdWitch Or, put another way, I don't like Neill either but have the courage of your convictions, please.

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@___TheGOOdWitch How dare someone I've never heard of make me feel sympathy for someone I know of and have read and listened to a lot and will continue to do so in order to feel somewhat educated when I say I dont agree with you or like what you stand for.

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@PoliticoForYou To be honest I don't think the Nazi party would have him!

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@ukboomers My goodness, have you heard that the latest edition of the OED has dropped the word "gullible" as one of those terms no longer in use. Apparently no-one is any more.

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@RonDeSantis "Insignia"???!!!

Muppet!

'Nuf said.

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@ExtremeFootbal4 Well, Gillingham used to have Dogshit Alley behind the Away terracing. That was pretty fu**ing toxic, especially in warm weather.

"Up The Gills" and Tony Cascarino was a donkey!

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@glenn_tunes Worst opening to an "I say, I say, I say" joke ever! Reminiscent of Jimmy Tarbuck in his prime. What's the punchline?

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@kellylrac @BotFinderUK Looks like Wales. They can 'ave it! We're gonna tarmac the whole country and make it a car park for visitors to Chester.

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@meowsternator @MJSmigg I'm terribly sorry but "aw shucks" technically makes you a "f'kin wanker". Just stick to "jerk off". It's safer, internationally speaking.

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@Gosleepriya 1050

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@ClintFiore We don't need water with such fantastic beer!

Sorry, I hadn't considered that you might not know what that is.

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@iqrafatma1278 "Ooon"

It's a word!

Ish.

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@ExtremeFootbal4 F'kin isn't!

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@Murk441 And not in a good way!

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@Murk441 American

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@HunterBiden at the White House and elsewhere, so your high ground does seem a little shaky. Maybe a "tut" and eyes looking heavenwards would be a better, less argumentative (inviting poorly defensible comparisons) response.

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@HunterBiden Dear Mr Biden.
I think I agree with all the points you make, but....... (there's always a "but", isn't there?) tackiness and showmanship (aka, style over substance) do seem to have been an American trait for an awfully long time,