CPT. Honk

One time I dropped 12 pts in IM basketball

[CPT. Honk @Martin_Chisolm]

#Notmyfootballschedule

[World Source News @Worldsource24]

BREAKING: Protesters in Belfast are going house to house looking for migrants and evicting them.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Enjoy prison @carmeloanthony

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

No disrespect but SGA is the worst superstar athlete of my lifetime

[CPT. Honk @Martin_Chisolm]

@JeauxDirtee @HouseLowlights Stfu fag

[cj @wsgadIibs]

them fatass fingers built like mozarella sticks

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

trying to rebrand this glove as drakes is so fucking disrespectful. FUCK drake and long live michael jackson

[NBA @NBA]

Detroit looks to reach its first Eastern Conference Finals since 2008. The Pistons played their first Game 7 in 20 years last round vs. Orlando, where Cade Cunningham led the way with 32 points and 12 assists and Tobias Harris added 30. It's just the second time in franchise history Detroit will play two Game 7s in a single postseason (previously 2005). The Pistons are 6-5 all-time in Game 7s and a perfect 5-0 at home. Cunningham leads the league in postseason scoring at 29.3 points per game.

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

The Diocese of Cleveland gets a slam dunk addition! Congratulations to my cousin, now Fr. Sean Neville, on his ordination to the priesthood!! A decade at the seminary all leading to today. He’s off to St. Mary’s in Chardon and St. Patrick’s in Thompson! Incredible day in CLE!

[CPT. Honk @Martin_Chisolm]

@Doinks__ @robertmike69 @bluegrl90 @WorldWideWob Stop. Yall get kind of good once and get like this. No one respects the Knicks or takes them seriously🤣 one ring in the 70’s yall ass af🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

[CPT. Honk @Martin_Chisolm]

@letmebejake @trad_west_ His church. 1500 years of us not practicing and doing the wrong things? Sounds like the gates of hades prevailed if that’s the case lol. Check out apologists much more studied and wiser than you or I though and you’ll get much more clarity.

[CPT. Honk @Martin_Chisolm]

@letmebejake @trad_west_ You find they were mostly unified on all this stuff. Thinking Martin Luther coming along in the 16th century to establish the true church and Bible means you don’t believe Jesus when he said in Matthew 16:18 that Peter is the rock and the gates of hades will not prevail against

[CPT. Honk @Martin_Chisolm]

@LeftHandDagger @FuentesUpdates lol who tf believes in republicans and democrats anymore😂 all fake and gay. Grow up this isn’t 2016

[CPT. Honk @Martin_Chisolm]

@letmebejake @trad_west_ 1 and 2 maccabees were in the first ever Bible assembled at the councils of Rome, Hippo and Carthage, with Rome being in 382 AD. So already this false claim is off to a terrible start.

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

🚨🚨UPDATE 🚨🚨

It’s finally here!! 20+ minutes of Shai and OKC flopping, falling, and 50/50 calls that all coincidentally went their way, through the first 2 rounds of the 2026 NBA Playoffs.

We are finally EXPOSING these paper champs!! 👀🔥🔥

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Georgia defensive back Ja’Marley Riddle has been arrested on felony drug charges and for weaving through traffic “at around 95 MPH.”

The worst culture in CFB strikes again.

(via Dawgs247)

[B1G Duck Daddy @B1GDuckDaddy]

@stoolpresidente How Jewish of you

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star DL Xavier Muhammad has Committed to Michigan, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’5 275 DL chose the Wolverines over Notre Dame and Miami

He’s ranked as the No. 8 DL in the 2027 Rivals300

“Let’s go bleed blue”

https://t.co/O4ZIKSvEzi

[Curtis Lewis III @curtislewisIII]

Detroit, I’m doing whatever I can for our beloved pistons. #TheWaterboard2

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The Detroit Pistons could repeat history AGAIN.

(via @CBSSports)