Martin Read

I edit @Facilitate_Mag – the magazine of the Institute of Workplace and Facilities Management (@IWFM_UK). Editor of the Year 2020 at the @memcomUK awards

[Wealdstone FC @WealdstoneFC]

41 years in the making.

The class of 2026 attempt to do what the class of 1985 did and win the FA Trophy at Wembley Stadium.

Be there on Sunday to back the Stones in this generational event.

Tickets 🔗 https://t.co/A6VgQxXEU0
Merch 🔗 https://t.co/VpJf1YTLhy

[neil tobin @breakspearstone]

Now the FA Cup Final teams have been sorted out.
I have to call out all local Chelsea & Spurs fans it’s time to get behind YOUR local non league team Wealdstone FC on the 17th May.
41 years & 6 days since the last time at our National stadium

UTS💙🍻

[Wealdstone FC @WealdstoneFC]

⏰ Set your alarms for 10am tomorrow Stones fans.

Tickets for Wembley go on sale, priced at

£30 Adults
£10 Concessions/Students
£10 2-16 year olds

Purchase at https://t.co/ojvZGFewTl

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

Brilliant stuff @krishgm - enjoyed that. It’s all very depressing, but well played.

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@TonyIncenzo @NonLeaguePaper @NonLeagueCrowd Absolutely lived for this back in the day, Tony. An inspirational publication that I’m sure inspired many fanzine editors later in the decade.

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@RichRJohnstone No one, Richard.

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@ChiefWorkplace @razza_699 I can tell you the tube was barely functioning today, complete chaos. Lord alone knows how you guys will get on tomorrow. Think I’ll be wishing you more luck for the travel than I will the match.

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@JeremyClarkson Put them all in the same smaller car. A one off, driver-points only event with no mandatory stops, tyres or any of that nonsense. Maybe change the car each year, for sponsorship purposes. But start by getting them in Caterham Sevens or some such.

[Back of the Nest @BackOfTheNest]

🏆 Win the chance to receive 2x standard tickets to see the new FA Cup winners take on Wolves on Tuesday at 8pm, courtesy of @ComAve_official. To enter:

🔵Follow @ComAve_official
🔴Retweet this post

Entries will close at 12pm on 18th May and a winner drawn shortly after #CPFC

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

It’s about that time again @LisaKnappMusic. Welcome to your month.

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@Baddiel The comments, sheesh - what a blast from the past. Where’s John Sablosky?

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@jnthnwd @Baddiel Skuda , bloody hell.

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

Love this idea Jay.

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

Hey, @SadiqKhan! Are you worried that when the Silvertown Tunnel opens next month, you’ll have to answer really awkward questions about how bad it is for pollution?

Why not, on the same day, announce that the Rotherhithe Tunnel will be converted to pedestrians and bikes only?

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

Hey, @SadiqKhan! Are you worried that when the Silvertown Tunnel opens next month, you’ll have to answer really awkward questions about how bad it is for pollution?

Why not, on the same day, announce that the Rotherhithe Tunnel will be converted to pedestrians and bikes only?

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

Twice now good ol’ Microsoft Excel has been invoked as a blocker here at #WPFUT25 - truly tech’s invincible cockroach

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

“For those of you appearing in real time…” oh yes, eh-up, it’s #AI at #WPFUT25 (too much hand wringing for real humans, these folk)

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@__jodie___ Tweet of the year.

[John Earls @john_earls]

Another cracking @WealdstoneProg for today’s @WealdstoneFC match against Rochdale. @ElmslieEnder on ‘three wins & a draw’, a young and dedicated ’Fan in the Stand’ and @timparks3 on Johnny Haynes (my Dad’s favourite footballer). Thank you @MarkHyde13 and all involved. UTS!

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

Dear @ChiefWorkplace please pass on to @OfficialOAFC our sincere thanks for the mighty @A_reidx whose goal put @WealdstoneFC through to the second round today.

[Martin Read @Martin_Read]

@ChiefWorkplace @OfficialOAFC I think a hat trick on his debut says it all, Simone!