Martin Wetzel

Trance addicted minimalist, passionate about American Studies, international diplomacy and travel

[Martin Wetzel @MartyDoubleU]

@Karl_Lauterbach Wie kann es sein, dass die Schweiz die Gültigkeit des Genesenen-Status von 6 auf 12 Monate verlängert und Sie den Genesenen-Status von 6 Monaten auf 3 Monate verkürzen, nachdem scheinheilig behauptet wurde, man wolle lediglich von 6 Monaten auf 180 Tagen angleichen. Ohne Worte!!!

[Martin Wetzel @MartyDoubleU]

@elonmusk S

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons

[Yonathan Lapchik @tatolapchik]

It takes years to build a reputation and 5 mins to ruin it. Well done @RobinhoodApp

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

The monster under your bed. Formerly known as the country providing your natural gas.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

As time goes by, humans are becoming less and less empathetic. Today, we care about others 40% less than people in the 1980s did.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

First German politicians weren't writing their own dissertations. Then not paying their taxes. Next they won't be telling their own lies.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You should delete your browser cookies before buying airline tickets - Ticket fares go up when you’ve visited a site multiple times.

[Jan Mieszkowski @janmpdx]

"I really, really enjoyed your talk."

Translation: "I wasn't listening and don't know what you said, but I feel like speaking."

#academia

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Sadly, Monday cannot unfollow Sunday. But we know they unfriended each other long ago.

[A State of Trance @asot]

1 hour to go until #ASOT635 kicks in!! Who's with us?!

[Jan Mieszkowski @janmpdx]

The fine line between taking the initiative and being a pest.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Life is a terrible platform to waste.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Ich kranke mich lach.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

The silent scream of a German Sonntag.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Some say the secret to a happy relationship is communication. The real secret is communicating that it's happy.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Honestly, if you don't have an army of killer drones or a disdain for democracy, you've got no chance at a #NobelPeacePrize these days.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Soon Germany's general elections will be over. And the weather will again receive the undivided disdain it deserves. #btw13

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

How to Tweet: 1. Get a good education. 2. Remember the good stuff. 3. Smash it to pieces, tweet by tweet.