ModerateMarty

Moderate Conservative turned Libertarian ❤️ Working Mom of Two, Just Trying to Stay Awake ☕, also Pitt Football tweets.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

I am an elder millennial. I promise you that if I am calling, I already know I cannot solve this issue online. PLEASE LET ME SPEAK TO A PERSON.

[ModerateMarty @MartyModerate]

@KatTimpf Kat, you are 100% right. You're a necessary part of Gutfeld and don't let any trolls on the internet convince you differently

[Sara Higdon @SaraHigdon]

You may not like it but she’s 1000% right. Home prices have skyrocketed in the last 6 years. It wasn’t long ago, that a $300k home was for upper middle class families not a starter home. Prices have doubled in the last 10 years. And the president saying he want to increase home values was tone deaf to the average voter.

[the bee-ar’s a comedian ⭐️🐝 @fozziebrina]

you can’t and WON’T undo what Nora Ephron did with “You’ve Got Mail” I’m sorry

[caro ⭐️ @stylesgala]

call me a bitch but i don’t think they can recreate the whimsy of you’ve got mail (1998)

[ModerateMarty @MartyModerate]

Burn everything. This is the worst idea. Nora would be horrified.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’ remake is officially in the works.

(https://t.co/kmuyK7p6K2)

[Anand Nanduri @NanduriNFL]

They killed bowl games, regional conferences that are a reasonable size, conference championships, and a lot of the regular season value of the sport so they could shift everything to a 24 team invitational where a 3 or 4 loss team can potentially get hot at the right time and win all for the sake of the almighty dollar. The people who run this sport don’t care about anything other than money.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

HOW DO I EXPLAIN that I'm a "TRL, AIM, MySpace Top 8, Limewire, Limited Too" Millennial and not a "iCarly, Twilight, Silly Bandz, Wizards of Waverly Place" Millennial.

[sammy @_itzsammy]

Millennials who've been working since 16 years old MUST be exhausted.

[Sparky |💊🔪|👾| 🌠🎀 @Sparkpoodle1]

Ron DeSantis is like that one employee who survived mass layoffs because he was the only one who did his job and now he can shit talk all his former coworkers and they can't do shit because he's the only one left standing.

[ModerateMarty @MartyModerate]

All politicians are liars.

[🇺🇸 @FreeStateWill]

"Read my lips: no new taxes."
- George Bush

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
- Bill Clinton

"You can keep your doctor."
- Barack Obama

"Drain the swamp."
- Donald Trump

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

the reason why the republicans won in 2024 is cuz the democrats are incompetent idiots

the reason why the democrats are winning in 2026 is cuz the republicans are incompetent idiots

[Ed McCray @Real_Ed_McCray]

Just a Halloween reminder:

Jesus knows the difference between witchcraft and your child dressed like spiderman or a princess.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We may have a new contender for greatest sports photo of all time

[BrewMasterMurphy @tfromfranklin]

All im going to say about last night is this. It took the rays 12 innings to completely piss through their bullpen and win because we had to throw Drohan. We are fucking winning and breaking this curse. Any other talk will not be tolerated

[𝕋𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕟 𝕎𝕀 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤 @TavernWISports]

R-E-L-A-X

A sweep was never the thought coming into this series. We’re well positioned to play another day.

Trust Murph. Trust the boys. Trust the process and let’s go close the door tomorrow. #WinOurWay

[Pitchers⚾️ & Pitchers🍺 @BrewersOfMKE]

Criticism is fine. Go ahead and criticize. But to see the ridiculous over the top comments about Shane Drohan and Joey Ortiz is just dumb.

They are Milwaukee Brewers. They are our guys. And on top of that, they know they weren't good enough.

We lost the most important baseball game in franchise history. But we get a chance to win the most important baseball game in franchise history again tomorrow. Lace 'em back up, and go pick each other up tomorrow.

Make the Trop loud with Brewers cheer. Make the Deer District deafening. Have a blast at the AmFam watch party. Let's get it done. Goodnight all.

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

Looking at the positive side of this for the Brewers

The Rays are either throwing Rasmussen on 3 days rest (unlikely) or god knows what and their bullpen is destroyed. Caminero also suffered an injury so he might not be 100%

The Brewers got very unlucky tonight with batted ball luck and they’ll have Miz, Megill, JoJo and lord knows probably Ashby tomorrow

Win in 5

[syd* @sydsofar]

“nothing burger world series” my team just scored 8 runs with 2 outs and not a single one was a home run bro

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

This entire inning is because Christian Yelich busted his ass to second base

If he jogs and doesn’t hustle, this innings over

6 runs later the Brewers are up 8-0