Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass

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[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

Some jock: well what the fuck else would "super bowl party" mean?!

Me with tears in my eyes, packing away my comically large spoon and 12 family size boxes of frosted flakes: stop fucking yelling at me

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

fuck twitter im out

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Can’t believe this is our President’s actual signature

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

Coworker: Hey do you wanna see this cute video of kittens at a playground?

Guy who is about to invent jazz: Awww! Those cats are really swi- I need my trumpet.

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

Darth Vader actually never said "Luke I am your father," the line is actually "Luke, I'm slice your fuckin' hand off"

[Allison Cash // ACAB @nothelordscheme]

would it be stoney baloney or would it be stologna bologna

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

@nothelordscheme Lemme pitch this: Stologna bologna, but pronounced Stow-log-na Bow-log-na

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

@jamesetchison Ayyy, congrats man. That’s dope, I knew you’d find a giant audience once you got some algorithm going for ya

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

Will this make sense to me if I haven’t read Walden 2-6?

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

although tbf my idea /was/ more of an ironic goof BUT THE FACT REMAINS

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

In high school I pitched the idea of Back to the Future: The Musical and got laughed at. I just read an article about how BttF: The Musical opened at the West End and got such great reviews they are extending it's run by a year. my genius will never be appreciated in its time

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

I beat Elden Ring last night after 70hrs playing at a moderate/slightly speedy pace. My official review: It is a good game

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

@jamesetchison He had the Dewey cut from Malcolm in the Middle

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

@Josh_Teal So sorry for your loss, Josh. If there is anything at all we can do, don't hesitate to reach out. Love ya buddy.

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

Me: I’ll have a coke.

Waiter: Is pepsi okay?

Me: Ah, I’ll just do an iced tea.

Waiter: What’s wrong with pepsi?

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won’t stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim”.

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

Taco Bell discontinuing verde sauce packets was the beginning of the Great American Disillusionment.

[Erika Totten (she/they) @ToLiveUnchained]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but…stop hiding.

Somebody needs to hear what you have to say, in the exact way that you say it.

Somebody needs to see you in your authenticity as an invitation for them to be more of who they are.

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

you all can laugh and jeer as much as you want but Knuckles the Echidna is a bad-ass name and i would tattoo it on MY knuckles if it would fit

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

They missed the opportunity to call the QAnon Shaman guy the QShanaman. But NOOOOOBODY gives a shit what I think

[Ray 'Dog Ass' Dogass @Marxbear]

Anybody want a $25 digital GameStop code? TL;DR I fucked myself out of $25. Looking for $20 steam gift card or best offer.