south west

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

If anyone gets hit by lightning it’s me isn’t it

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Well well well 😂

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Steven Gerrard is Liverpool's Greatest ❤️

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

9-5 workers after wasting 1 days annual leave for England’s game to be moved to a 7PM kick-off

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

lionel mpasi

[SM @CPFC_SM]

Congratulations to Djed Spence on being the worst player to ever play for England.

Congratulations to Noni Madueke on being the second worst player to ever play for England.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Inverted Madueke vs Norway:

0 Goals/Assists
1/7 Acc. Crosses
0/4 Dribbles
15 Possessions Lost
0 Shots on Goal

60M BUT FOR YOU WE CAN DO 130 👌👌👌

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Havertz missing his penalty on the 1 month anniversary of the Gabriel penalty out of respect

[Charlie @C1892_LFC]

Watching Love Island with me bird here, tell me that’s not Szoboszlai

[LFCJ 🫪 @NOTLFCJ__]

I am officially a Djed Spence enjoyer. What a top guy

[B LOU @BLouu]

I got love for all comunites but this is an AI my lawyers will message you soon

[Gbemiga @Gbemiga__A]

Iraola watching us spend €100m on one player

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Liverpool inform RB Leipzig of willingness to pay package approaching €100m for Yan Diomande. #LFC firmly in driving seat at present but studying more options if needed as #RBLeipzig want to keep 19yo + #PSG remain strong contender @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/J0zcTChtCg

[sandro @sandroaufdie1]

Ronaldo, wenn sein Gegner nicht Al-Mohammed-Ahmed-KingMustafa-FC-Kebab heißt

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Will never get over the sheer amount of piss required to cake his jeans the way he has

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Fucking size of that ironing board.

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

fucking america man. 3 years of fresh italian produce and the poor lad has one taste of yank food and is shitting rings round himself

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

Ahmed El-Shenawy, goalkeeper for Egypt and a close friend of Mo Salah: "The prospect of leaving Liverpool has affected Mo psychologically, but the situation might change and he could still stay with the team. He even told me that he doesn't know anything about his future yet."

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

shorty matched with the Niggler

[14 TIMES @Calswest_]

Felipe is that you?