Mary Ashleigh

neonatal ICU RN,BSN• dog mom•wife

[Mary Ashleigh @MaryAshleighS]

" Lord, help me cope with my insecurities.

Help me become more patient.

Help me understand personalities that are unlike my own."

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

I have yet to see a *single* headline noting how many out of 6.8 million Johnson and Johnson recipients — of which I am one — developed blood clots.

(6. The answer is 6. Total. Over months of distribution.)

I am begging editors to be responsible here.

[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

For perspective, here are some numbers:

1 in 1,000,000: J&J vaccine
1 in 3,000: oral contraceptives
1 in 5: hospitalized COVID-19 patients

As someone who got the J&J vaccine 8 days ago, and who took oral contraceptives for 20 years, I’ll take these odds.

[Sevorella @A_NurSedative]

Do I want a peloton bike or is it just FOMO?

[NICU Nursey @NICUNursey_]

The NRP online simulation is terrifying they literally give you a blue wet baby and say fix it

[Beth Kelly 🍉 @ChalktalkKelly]

You are totally replaceable at work. You’re not replaceable at home.Home is your real life.
Keep that perspective. Always.

[Sandy Simons MD @ERGoddessMD]

Shift work is hell. The sleep deprivation, the opposite schedule from family &friends, & the need to be on when our circadian rhythm has other ideas are underrated threats to our wellness. No amount of self-kindness or reframing makes up for nightshift’s physical &mental effects.

[Andrew Coffee @andrew_coffman7]

How do people my age go on like 8 vacations per year? Do you not have a job? Do you not have any responsibilities? How do you have money? I need to know how this is fathomable.

[NICU Nursey @NICUNursey_]

Normalize appreciating nurses during their everyday work not just during a pandemic or when preforming life-saving care

[NICU Nursey @NICUNursey_]

Welcome to NICU where my patient’s vent has a rate of 420 breaths/min lol #HFJV

[NICU Nursey @NICUNursey_]

Night shift tired is different than any other tired

[Nurse T @NICUNurseT_]

Carole Baskin

Killed her husband, whacked him

Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen

Fed him to tigers, they snackin’

What’s happenin’

Carole Baskin

🐯

[Mary Ashleigh @MaryAshleighS]

@keepitrealrn We are told to take the mask off Mt the ear loops then fold it onwards so the contaminated side is contained and not touching the inside of the bag.

[Mary Ashleigh @MaryAshleighS]

@ScrubsandPearls Nurse and 1

[NICU Nursey @NICUNursey_]

If you don’t say happy birthday when you admit a baby you are CRUEL

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I wish y’all had warned me salads cost $16 now so I could have saved up before deciding to eat healthy.

[Brady @pebbut]

Why does it have to be the roaring twenties can we just be quiet for a lil bit. the quiet twenties

[NICU Nursey @NICUNursey_]

#organdonor

[Mary Ashleigh @MaryAshleighS]

@ChrisStewart711

[David Whisenant WBTV alum @DavidWhisenant]

A Rowan County cat is getting national attention because a lot of folks think he looks like...https://t.co/TIZttY1vuT

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I’m one more “screw it, it’s Christmas” food decision away from cardiac arrest.

[Nursing the System @NurseTheSystem]

Nurses do not exist to help physicians. APPs (NPs and PAs) do not exist to help physicians. CNAs do not exist to help nurses.

We all exist to help patients.