Unsuspecting people stumbled upon an empty field with a goal, goalie, and soccer ball sitting on the penalty spot. Some walked by and ignored it. Others took their shot...
Don't tell me energy is low around voting.
Just received a report out of Kansas that a voter was told she couldn't vote while wearing her partisan t-shirt.
So she took it off and voted in her bra.
I dreamt that we were having a party and John Lennon and his friends dropped by. Everyone was super chill about it except me. I hugged him too long and it creeped him out and everybody was like why did you have to be so weird about it.