Mary Duckham

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

@CrossCountryUK rubbish service today on your train from Tamworth to Derby, told i was on the incorrect train even though that one was delayed and charged again for another ticket. Paid nearly 25 quid for a 20 minute journey?! What a joke.

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

@LinkedInHelp can i get a refund for premium that I haven’t signed up to please?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Before long it’ll be “too hot”

[Gemma Collins @missgemcollins]

Morning all ✌🏻

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

@BryOakley 😂😂😂😂🙈

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Theres a post-it note on the outside of my bus, just how is that sticking?! They don't even stick to my work 😱🙄

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

So nice to be free from assignments 😝☺️

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Spinach smoothie was not a good idea 😷🍃

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Joel is the best crab 😂😂🦀

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Downloaded a sky view app and everything! 🙄

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Wheres the moon then? 🌝

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

David Attenborough should be the king of England 🙌🏽

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

I think its ladybird season 🐞

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Or maybe its still mild

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Think I'm warming to spicy food 🌶

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Load of rubbish ❌

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

😝🌩⚡️⚡️🌨💦🌧🌧

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Slowly becoming an early bird 🐦🌘

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Mornings are getting darker ☹️

[Mary Duckham @MaryDuckham]

Does anyone actually use those resealable stickers on bags of chocolate? What a silly invention 🙄