Mary Harting

Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

The Truth About Men
http://t.co/iL8p8kLzT2

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

iPhones need some new Emojis already

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can't pronounce words right when they're trying to talk to me

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

shoutout to the girls who still manage to dress like sluts in 20 degree weather

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

RT @LanaDReyCrew: Life doesn't always work out like you planned it

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

Having the same taste in music is like a soul connection

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the internet off at night

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

"long distance relationships suck, my couch is too far away from the fridge"

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

how many times is it appropriate to say ¡®what' before you nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

april fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Get Your Priorities Straight! If you saw these girls you would . . .
http://t.co/8vd86uGDyM

[Mary Harting @MaryHarting8]

i tried to look cute today but i still look bad - the tragic story of my entire existence

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

These are some very VERY true reasons why girls dump their boyfriends.
http://t.co/qnVzrDNP7b