Mary Higbe

“Happy Birthday” is a reprehensible song. Tweets are my own, because that’s how tweets work. Science is awesome and vaccines work.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

Ok, I’ve logged in and tweeted, so I guess this highly coveted username is safe for another 30 days.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

I flew into LAX today wearing a mask. I went about my business in public wearing a mask. Life went on.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

I’m here to help.

[Tammy Gordon @Tammy]

This is the @MaryHigbe effect.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

@daveimok Sure, go ahead! Sorry - I don’t check this account often.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

@daveimok I’m not - I left in October of 2018.

[Izzo @MotazA145]

So this random old lady i was sitting next to on my flight was staring at my phone the whole time so i had to catch her in the act

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

"... because I still know who she is" #Alzheimers
#WednesdayWisdom

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

The amount of 404s getting thrown at me today feels almost metaphorical.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

@Cheleybug Congrats on becoming an RMD!! #NeriumGR

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

@ramonawildeman Awwwww, look at you!! Time to buy that lotto ticket - you nailed it! #NeriumGR

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

Just a few hours until we launch our two newest products... any last minute guesses as to what they are? #NeriumGR #NeriumNext

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

I'm testing out some soon-to-be-unveiled #Nerium products tonight. Are you curious?

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

I've had what I think is a Nickleback song stuck in my head for a few hours so, no, I'm not in a good place.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

We're getting festive if it kills us.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

I can't stop laughing at this. Take 1:18 out of your life. https://t.co/SniaMuXYtb

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

Whenever I see something about Les Miles I think y'all are talking about Les Mis and I get really excited.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

Football, wine and sushi. I don't hate you, Sunday.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

Happy 5th birthday, @NeriumIntl! You don't look a day over 3.

[Mary Higbe @MaryHigbe]

As long as @WaffleHouse is open, we're all gonna be ok. #txwx #dfwwx

[Digital by Dallas @digitalxdallas]

Will your marketing get your #startup to $500 Mill in 5 years like @MaryHigbe did? https://t.co/jvjigJLjd6 #DSW16