MaryMajesty

Sometimes speedrunner, sometimes programmer, most times neither・Profile pic by the wonderful @caranraug_

[MaryMajesty @MaryJMajesty]

I am finally escaping Twitter. Instead of being barely active on here, I will henceforth be barely active on Bluesky.

https://t.co/L7Dke6KWYr

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I just launched my game about running away from anime girls and trying to survive high school by being single - I JUST WANT TO BE SINGLE!! in early access!!

You can check it out here:
https://t.co/dmhmbYjNp6

[MaryMajesty @MaryJMajesty]

Look mom, I'm in the credits!

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@JulesBreakafe @MarioBrothBlog Today I learned that the "Super Mario Bros Film" and the "Super Mario Bros Movie" are different. The more you know.

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Executive dysfunction is crazy, like you're just sitting at home starving because you ran out of food two days ago but you can't get yourself to go to the grocery store, humans truly are the pinnacle of evolution

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@StudioTsundere

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I had to wait 15 minutes for a bus that was late only for the driver to decide the bus was *too* late and to save time by just skipping the last 5 stops and turning around early, forcing me to get off at the same stop I got on and to have to walk all the way home instead. Lovely

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I love having to stand and clean the kitchen for 2 hours even though I have chronic pain that becomes excruciating when I stand because my roommates decided leaving tons of open food packages around and inviting a maggot infestation was a good idea and of course I had to clean it

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@Wabbaboy This is psychological torture, I'm calling PETA

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@grandayy Rookie mistake. If you do graphics programming, *never* ask normal people what color something is. They're so uneducated they even believe yellow is a primary color.

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I'm trying to look up how many key switches a keyboard has. Thanks, Google.

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@hxg_diluc She can run on land?! Powercreep is real

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If I had a nickel for every anime I've watched where a girl who plays too many visual novels gets hit by a truck and reincarnated as a princess from one of said visual novels who is doomed to die and then changes the story by choosing to marry the evil guy, I'd have four nickels

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@UntilThenGame I hope one of the exciting things coming is bugfixes because your dev team has been ignoring bug reports in the dedicated Discord bug report channel for months and I can't progress past chapter 2 like this.

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@musainou_7 なるほど！その痛みがよく分かります🥹頑張ってください！
祈聖のエリクシルを使って運が悪くても大丈夫かもしれませんけど。最近本当にいいアプデが出てきますね…🥰

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@musainou_7 これは非難ではなくて、私も一斗をよく使うので、強くなる方法が分かりたいと思います。

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@musainou_7 一斗の会心ダメージは信じられないほどすごいです！でも、失礼しますが、小さな質問があります。杯はなんで攻撃力ですか？岩元素ダメージのほうがよくないですか？それとも、赤角石塵滅砕があるので、せめて攻撃力より防御力のほうがいいでしょうか？

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@ngkhyn The fact that they named the giraffes "long-necked rhinos" makes me irrationally angry. What's next, are we gonna call unicorns "spiky dogs"?!? At least they named the capybaras "capybaras"

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I hate living in a university dormitory because all your roommates leave for 3 months to visit their families over the holidays and leave all their perishable food in the fridge, leaving you to clean up the mess and all the bugs it attracted