Mary McDonough

I like to read, sing, & assign dogs real life jobs. Wife to @willmcd, mom of 3, & lover of wine 13% & higher alcohol content.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The Chicago Cubs put together a drone tour of Wrigley Field, and it’s guaranteed to be the most incredible thing you watch today 🤯

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

I get it in 2 or crash and burn until 6. There is no in between.

Wordle 214 2/6

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[rent lyrics bot @rentbotly]

To Sondheim

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

@dens Excelsior has never worked for me. Some error in the database as well. I just keep a photo of my vaxx card handy 🤷‍♀️

[MLB @MLB]

El Mago magic!

Have you ever seen anything like this?!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak midwestern

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about

Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”

Ope: shorthand apology

[Bryan Tucker @BTuckertime]

Please enjoy Cecily Strong at her best.
So glad to see this come together, with a special shout to the SNL crew who made an eight-hundred pound tank of wine in two days upon our request.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Panko. Welcome to the most embarrassing moment of his life. He’s spent countless hours trying to scrub this video from the web. 14/10 sorry buddy

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

@ChristieMcC Me too. It makes me cry 😭

[Madison Hatfield @madhat31]

Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath. #WandaVision

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

@ChristieMcC I actually wept at that line

[Joe Saunders @saundersjoe]

Three years ago I decided to pursue a dream I've had since childhood and write a novel.

Today, I deleted the files and burned the only printed copy. The book turned out so badly. I did such a bad job. What the fuck was I thinking

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

@dens We’re still avoiding. 😂

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

It’s that time of night where I can’t sleep and Christmas commercial jingles flood my brain; uninvited.
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“FA LA LA LA LAAA......
FRENCH VANILLA”
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[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

Normally I’d think this was cool, but this year it just feels kind of Seventh Seal-y. Pass.

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

On Dec. 21, the date of the winter solstice, gas giants Jupiter and Saturn will align in the night sky and appear as a single ultra-bright light in a rare event known as the “Christmas Star.” https://t.co/gSDA1szNm8

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

My son said he really wants to go to Disneyland someday and maybe Netflixland after that. This is going to be a real thing someday isn’t it.

[Mary McDonough @MaryJSums]

“Why is this wet?” is my least favorite thing of things that I say all the time.