Mary-Jane Banner

Rather partial to dull but worthy as long as it's creative, independently and open minded.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A new day in Westminster has dawned...

[Aaron Gilbert @AaronDelays]

They'll allow themselves second and third jobs when we're already paying for their first...
But they'll take your benefits, then they'll take your medication, and finally, when you're homeless they'll take your tent... #ThankYouTories

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

David Cameron tried to set up UK-China fund after leaving Number 10

today we report he tried to tap up state-owned Chinese sovereign wealth fund CIC for hundreds of millions of $ as an anchor investor

(it ultimately didn't commit & Cameron fund failed)

https://t.co/BGVkv8UmTq

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

"I have to convict you... You should feel guilty for nothing." A truly extraordinary summation from Judge Wilkinson in this Just Stop Oil case https://t.co/Hxy3OYaU3l

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

People stuck to the rules while the PM partied. And his MPs don’t care.

(Location: Parliament)

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

@RiksRedGuard @GentCyclist To be honest, I was a bit horrified by the diagram but it was the beer he is drinking…🥹 😱

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

@RiksRedGuard Sounds like you have been very brave through an uncomfortable procedure. Keep up the good work with your recovery. 🤗

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

@RiksRedGuard Well said 🙏🏻

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

Flash mob.

[S P A R K S @sparksofficial]

Sparks Flash Mob, kinda. ✨

#SparksTour2022

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

‘Thank you very much for having us at such short notice’ - 1.15 in Boris Johnson

[Yalda Hakim @SkyYaldaHakim]

Johnson: “How are you?” Zelensky: “You know how I am”

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

Can’t believe this - until I see footage from one of Boris Johnson’s photographers, preferably with some slo-mo video and an upbeat soundtrack.

[Embassy of Ukraine to the UK @UkrEmbLondon]

Surprise 😉

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

@RiksRedGuard Corker! - you actually made me laugh 🙏🏻

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

And let them have done with you.

[Liam Williams @funnylad5]

Peppa Pig co-creator, writer and director Mark Baker trained at the National Film and Television School whose founding was the direct result of a recommendation from civil servants at the Department for Education and Science for the creation of a national film school for the UK.

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

You really would think a Health Secretary would be better educated, especially as he caught covid within 3 weeks of assuming the role.

[Dan Bloom @danbloom1]

Sajid Javid says it's fine for Tory MPs not to wear masks in the Commons chamber because "they're not strangers"

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

Spoken like the Olympic champion she is. Inspiring. 🙏🏻

[C4 Paralympics @C4Paralympics]

🗣 “This is a story of triumph, this is NOT a story of defeat!”

If you watch one thing today, make sure it’s this @EllieRobinsonGB interview.

#Tokyo2020

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

This analysis of Boris Johnson’s personality and leadership has aged very well.

[Byline Times @BylineTimes]

Boris Johnson: The Anti-Prime Minister – Byline Times https://t.co/GGx74PgFjX

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

@RiksRedGuard Why do people do it @RiksRedGuard? Doesn’t fool anyone or impress anyone. Far better to take on a challenge and enjoy it for the sheer physicality of the challenge.

[Mary-Jane Banner @MaryJaneBanner]

@ThatTimWalker Great point Tim, with the overriding thought being that he shouldn’t have to pay for his choices and that someone else should.