Mary K. Witte

Expert on nothing in particular. Swears like a sailor. Old enough to be your crazy Aunt.

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

The only family that should be broken up and sent to prison is this one. #resist #KeepFamilesTogether

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

@StephenKing I’m 100% here for this. Fuck the haters.

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

“The Democrats need to stop sitting in the middle of an aisle where no one is coming to meet them.” #nailedit #prochoice #SCOTUS @rgay

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

Remember when having an Amazon Prime account meant if you ordered something for next day delivery and it was confirmed for next day delivery it would actually be delivered the next day? #amazon #amazonfail

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

@benwikler @darth Zoe is fully #teampumpkin

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Opinion

“We have all been manipulated into playing a part in the white damsel ideology,” Charles Blow writes. “What of the Indigenous women, or the Black women, or the Hispanic women who disappear?” https://t.co/jM56VbewQm

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

She’s being too kind. #charthouseboston

[auroramg @auroramg]

.@The_Chart_House spectacularly terrible experience! Ruined special evening with friends by incompetence. Numerous issues but worst was whole group couldn’t sit together b/c hostesses couldn’t count! 2 ppl left b/c they were frustrated & tired of poor hospitality. Never again!

[Don Millard @OTOOLEFAN]

The GOP is pro-life when it comes to protecting the life of a virus.

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

Planned Parenthood ALWAYS protects access to reproductive health care. I just donated to @PPFA. #IStandWithPP
https://t.co/QaxnamlhWu!

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

Can we all agree that at this point the Venn Diagram of Anti-AAPI Hate and Misogny is just one big circle? #endasianhate #VAWA

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

The final line of this article says it all: “Perhaps these Allen diehards are upset because “Allen v. Farrow” finally explores the other side of the story, and they’re used to a world where women were simply told to shut up” https://t.co/MIlQq0FupX

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Homeownership is a great way to build generational wealth... unless you’re Black. Then you’d better get your white friend to pretend to be you when the appraisers come through.

The fact this is the Bay Area surprises not 1 Black person in the Bay Area. Great work, @JulianGABC7!

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Imagine if the United States had had a leader a year ago who was fully focused on the pandemic and committed to developing the most effective and robust response in sync with the best available science and public health expertise. Imagine that...and try not to sob.

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

Can we all agree that washing our hands is something we should continue to even after COVID is a faint & distant memory. I still can’t believe this is even a thing we have to discuss. #washyourhands

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Hey @seanhannity, how many Americans died yesterday in the COVID pandemic you and Trump downplayed?

2,717.

Enjoy your damn pasta.

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

You are more than welcome to self publish. No one is stopping you. A private company choosing not to engage in business with you is not censorship nor is it a violation of the 1A. In fact, one could posit this is capitalism at its finest. @HawleyMO @simonschuster

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

My statement on the woke mob at @simonschuster

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

Crying real tears over here. #sarcasm #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

[Mary K. Witte @MaryKWitte]

THANK YOU!!!!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol.

We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I 100% agree.

[Washington Post Opinions @PostOpinions]

From the Washington Post Editorial Board:

Trump caused the assault on the Capitol. He must be removed. https://t.co/ZPHJGvmdTP

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

What happened at the U.S. Capitol today was an insurrection, incited by the President of the United States. https://t.co/NojKm86sZ2