Mary Caffrey Knapke

Writer, editor, wife, mom, Midwesterner.

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@FrontierCare My family's flights were changed by more than 3 hours. I cancelled the flight and was charged cancellation fees. I want a refund for those fees.

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@EsotericCD

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@gannonbreslin Does any home cook need five Dutch ovens? And this is coming from a woman with five stock pots

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Shorts and hoodie weather this week. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.

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@washingtonpost I thought this was odd the first time I saw it, and now it’s in The Washington Post?? I myself think about ancient Rome possibly every day. I didn’t ask my husband how often he does the same, because what does it matter??

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@culturaltutor

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@LorcanHedgehog CRAIC!!! 🤬Autocorrect!!

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@LorcanHedgehog Craig

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@DannyDeraney

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@the_ceejay @yumcoconutmilk Who is this? I want to see more

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@hockeynut0118 @cmclymer Our local park still has one! My kids call it the “barf machine” — they LOVE it

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@lyzl @knitgrrl Or a church cookbook from 1976

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@clhubes https://t.co/2ltpwzhvYo

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@knitgrrl If it was full price or even a little “fancy” I always make sure to add that I’ve had it for 20 years

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@BBCWorld Not at my house it wasn't

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@knitgrrl If only we had @Abrakebabra none of us would need any other choices

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@clhubes It was no problem as long as one was strapped into a stroller and the other one was wrapped onto my body

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@Joshstrangehill

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@adhdjesse Why are all of your tweets so accurate 🤯😂

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@midwestern_ope OK, I'm just naming things near my house

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@midwestern_ope Corn maze